10/10 Best Game 2013

The boss fight, the quality of the graphics, it was all there. I don't think I've ever played such a puzzling game. The amount of skill required for me to open up console and type sv_cheats 1 to finish the game was huge. It was quite a puzzle to google that. Not to mention the old man that kept following me around... he puzzled me too.

Overall this game was amazing. Hours and hours of gameplay, more than Skyrim as far as I remember. And it never gets old.

Also this game had so much detail in its map I had to look away for a bit. The massive freight ship took hours to navigate. I almost gave up. But then I was like, NO, I MUST DO THIS. And so, after going to navigation school, I was able to do it. Then I came to the Elevator, with a capital E, because this game had a lot of purposeful typos. Speecal thanks, by the way for those. Anyways, after the elevator I met my best friend, Sir Old Man or something. Accidentally shot him and lost the game though. Then he just was like "oh thanks for waiting 10 minutes for me to open this gate" and he gave me a healthkit, which he had been saving in like a Sentry Safe for like 10 years. And then after that I walked out and jumped into a black hole which just turned into a room and the credits came in and the game was over and it crashed so 10/10 best game.

This game definitely deserves a MetaScore of 102. Yes, over 100. The detail and quality of gameplay brought to me by this game was truly amazing. So much better than those other games... and it definitely beat the story of Half-Life with its gameplay. The amount of time this game has consumed is almost terrible. There were so many pros and so little cons in this game. They even managed to rig the settings menu so that I couldn't turn off the soundtrack that amazingly mixed with this game.

Overall, I love this game. Although there's one thing it's missing. It needs killstreaks. With only zombies and guns, you can't have a game. You need killstreaks, zombies, and guns. It's the only way to be successful. Oh, and it needs an in-game Twitch streamer as well as YouTube uploader and editor with lens flares built in. How else can I add my amazing frag videos for this game? I've gotten so good at it.

Anyways, this game was amazing. And still is. And if you haven't tried it, then you should, because you're really missing out.