I was born with glass bones and paper skin. Every morning I would break my legs, every afternoon I would break my arms. At night I would lie awake in agony until my heart attacks put me to sleep.

This was until I met MOIST Pastrami. A true visionary in the medical field. His TFT Brazilian Kennen strats have solidified my bones. His rendition of the Weeknd’s “Often” have soothed my heart.

It is true that MOIST is a retired gamer, but it is undisputed that at his peak he was atleast 3rd best.

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