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Halflifefan1992 Nov 11, 2023 @ 7:19am 
Your services are required.
moonLIT Nov 5, 2023 @ 8:26am 
good soldier, knows what needs to be done to eliminate the enemy. enemy is always eliminated when this soldier is around, submitting formal request he is promotion
Capt. Moron Oct 3, 2023 @ 11:08pm 
do not fret, for the only thing to fret is falling into fretting. we will always crush these demons, no matter what they say behind our backs or to our faces. zweihander skeleton wiener, destroyer of evil. blood from these things is our fuel. remember that time we metagamed our own deaths? how doing so made us avoid said deaths? they're ignorant and vile! ♥♥♥♥ 'em all. sonic fan, bless you
Capt. Moron Oct 3, 2023 @ 11:03pm 
one of our victims reached out to me. it (refusal to submit to a defined gender was this individual's signature) spoke in a way that made me instantly grit my teeth, and an urge overwhelmed me. instantly i gave into this urge, and smashed my keyboard into my forehead. how dare those we crushed speak in such a way to it's kings? what impact does defining a man such as you and i "a mingebag" truly have? they do not understand the kevlar that surrounds our skin.
Capt. Moron Oct 3, 2023 @ 10:58pm 
strange tendencies to create interpersonal havoc with fellow roleplayers, dismantling the primal essences of fulfilling character development. once upon a time we roamed the countryside of the mainframe, making men bend to our precise destruction of their lore. god's chosen, they'd say. as for what we would say, "hmph." little did they know we were in fact choosing our own path, disobeying the lord's order to show mercy upon these beings. pillaged we did, raped we did, they all cried at our conquer. GARRYSMOD WARRIORS. 2010-2017. SEEKERS OF TRUTH, SEEKERS OF OUR DESIRES. death comes quick for those who refuse. stay strong
GuTh Mar 19, 2019 @ 7:48pm 

Desperate Measures Oct 9, 2017 @ 7:41pm 
𝙰𝚝𝚝𝚎𝚗𝚝𝚒𝚘𝚗 𝚊𝚕𝚕 𝚟𝚒𝚜𝚒𝚝𝚘𝚛𝚜 𝚘𝚏 𝚝𝚑𝚒𝚜 𝚙𝚛𝚘𝚏𝚒𝚕𝚎:
𝚃𝚑𝚒𝚜 𝚖𝚊𝚗 𝚒𝚜 𝚂𝙴𝚅𝙴𝚁𝙴𝙻𝚈 𝚊𝚞𝚝𝚒𝚜𝚝𝚒𝚌.
𝙳𝚘 𝚗𝚘𝚝 𝚖𝚊𝚔𝚎 𝚕𝚘𝚞𝚍 𝚗𝚘𝚒𝚜𝚎𝚜 𝚗𝚎𝚊𝚛 𝚑𝚒𝚖.
𝙳𝚘 𝚗𝚘𝚝 𝚜𝚑𝚒𝚗𝚎 𝚋𝚛𝚒𝚐𝚑𝚝 𝚕𝚒𝚐𝚑𝚝𝚜 𝚗𝚎𝚊𝚛 𝚑𝚒𝚖.
𝙳𝚘 𝚗𝚘𝚝 𝚕𝚘𝚘𝚔 𝚑𝚒𝚖 𝚍𝚒𝚛𝚎𝚌𝚝𝚕𝚢 𝚒𝚗 𝚝𝚑𝚎 𝚎𝚢𝚎.
𝙳𝚘𝚒𝚗𝚐 𝚊𝚗𝚢 𝚘𝚏 𝚝𝚑𝚎 𝚊𝚋𝚘𝚟𝚎 𝚖𝚊𝚢 𝚜𝚎𝚝 𝚑𝚒𝚖 𝚘𝚏𝚏 𝚘𝚗 𝚊𝚗 𝚊𝚞𝚝𝚒𝚜𝚝𝚒𝚌 𝚛𝚊𝚖𝚙𝚊𝚐𝚎 𝚝𝚑𝚊𝚝 𝚌𝚘𝚞𝚕𝚍 𝚎𝚗𝚍𝚊𝚗𝚐𝚎𝚛 𝚝𝚑𝚎 𝚕𝚒𝚟𝚎𝚜 𝚘𝚏 𝚖𝚊𝚗𝚢.
big man on campus May 29, 2017 @ 5:05pm 
You ask for ♥♥♥♥, I give you ♥♥♥♥. You like it. Yes. Eh man. Very good. Andrui, ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ пидор гондон пидоч мытас. Its time to take it up the ass. ♥♥♥♥ off ♥♥♥♥♥♥, go back to ♥♥♥♥♥♥land. I ♥♥♥ on your pretty face. Its time to take it up the ass.
Kokoschmelly May 20, 2017 @ 1:31am 
Correction: Murderer of the people. :-)
Johnny Roleplay May 18, 2017 @ 11:57am 
Legendary duty warrior. Defender of the people.
Deep Lake Apr 16, 2017 @ 12:40pm 
Happy Easter.:csgohelmet:
Desperate Measures Apr 8, 2017 @ 7:38pm 
BBBBBBBRRRRRRRAAAAAAAAPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPP snnnnniiiiiiffffffffffff...oh yes my dear....sssnnnnnnnnnniiiiiiffffff....quite pungent indeed...is that....dare I say....sssssssnniff...eggs I smell?......sniff sniff....hmmm...yes...quite so my darling....sniff....quite pungent eggs yes very much so .....ssssssssssssssnnnnnnnnnnnnnnniiiiiiiffffff....ah yes...and also....a hint of....sniff....cheese.....quite wet my dear....sniff...but of yes...this will do nicely....sniff.....please my dear....another if you please....nice a big now....
Desperate Measures Apr 7, 2017 @ 9:09am 
+rep I want to kill myself
big man on campus Mar 16, 2017 @ 2:22pm 
OK I ADMIT IT I LOVE YOU OK i ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ love you and it breaks my heart when i see you play with someone else or anyone commenting in your profile i just want to be your boyfriend and put a heart in my profile linking to your profile and have a walltext of you commenting cute things i want to play video games talk in TS all night and watch anime together but you just seem so uninsterested in me it ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ kills me and i cant take it anymore i want to remove you but i care too much about you so please i'm begging you to eaither love me back or block me and never contact me again it hurts so much to say this because i need you by my side but if you dont love me then i want you to leave because seeing your icon in my friendlist would kill me everyday of my pathetic life.
big man on campus Jan 19, 2017 @ 1:12am 
OH OH OHUOH I
WANT A HENTAI
GIRL FOR ME
TO MAKE ME HAPPY
I WANT HER SO I CAN
STOP USING MY HAND
EVERY SINGLE DAY
WHILE WATCHING アニメ
I'D PULL HER FROM MY SCREEN
JUST LIKE IN MY DREAMS
I WANT TO FEEL HER TOUCH

I WANT MY OWN HENTAI GIRL!
AND SHE WOULD SING:
LA-LA-LA LA-LA-LA LA-LA-LA LA-LAẬẰẢ
LA-LA-LA LA-LA-LA LA-LAĂẮÁ-LA-LAÂÃ
LA-LA-LA LA-LA-LA LAÄ-LAĀ LAẰẢÂÃ
LA-LA-LA LA-LA-LA LA-LAĂẮ
LA-LA-ẮãẰäẢåÂāÃăAàAắǺằẢaAẳẲáĂâẮãẰäẢåÂāÃăẮąẰǎẰấẢẫĄắǺằẢaAẳẲ
MASTURBATE TO CARTOONS
big man on campus Jan 15, 2017 @ 10:12pm 
Oh we have a tough guy here huh……. unsheathes my twin katanas Well, let's see how tough you really are! jumps into the air TAAAAKE THIIIIIIIIIIIIS spins around and slashes your face open Not so tough now, huh????? grabs you and throws you up It's time to finish this little charade holds my katanas above my head YOU ARE FINIIIIISHEEEEEEEED!!!!!!!!!!! jumps upwards so that you get impaled on my swords Heh…. easy….. - ;) that's pretty ♥♥♥♥♥♥ funny turns my back to you and chuckles but… not as funny as whats about to happen now unsheathes katana and readies Sanzetsu no Jitsuzhi style stance - stealth kills walks always whisteling, drunken whaler tune - comes up behind you and stabs you in the back Hahaha, now that power is mine! becomes engilfed in a bright light It feels so powerful! - unsheaths daggers Surging wi
Capt. Moron Jan 15, 2017 @ 7:55pm 
one of my bestest friends

#foreverwill¡AppreciateABarth
big man on campus Jan 14, 2017 @ 5:42am 
stupid stinky brazillian who shoves bananas up his ass
duddles Dec 24, 2016 @ 10:46am 
★˛˚˛*˛°.˛*.˛°˛.*★˚˛*˛°.˛*.˛°˛.*★*★* 。*˛.
˛°_██_*.。*./ ♥ \ .˛* .˛。.˛.*.★* *★ 。*
˛. (´• ̮•)*.。*/♫.♫\*˛.* ˛_Π_____.♥ ♥ ˛* ˛*
.°( . • . ) ˛°./• '♫ ' •\.˛*./______/~\*. ˛*.。˛* ˛.*。
*(...'•'.. ) *˛╬╬╬╬╬˛°.|田田 |門|╬╬╬╬╬*˚ .˛ ... Merry Christmas! :happy_creep:
Capt. Moron Dec 22, 2016 @ 8:46am 
merry christmas you layaw sbnee a good friend of mine and i hope we can advance this relaitionship
Desperate Measures Dec 22, 2016 @ 8:39am 
Merry Christmas my special little monkey
Capt. Moron Dec 16, 2016 @ 4:25am 
be good
Sensei Deep Noodle Dec 4, 2016 @ 2:36pm 
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You've been visited by the propane god, I tell you hwat.
big man on campus Nov 27, 2016 @ 3:10pm 
just like you
Kiwuu Nov 26, 2016 @ 12:40pm 
now he's a giga emo, he transcended into a new level of faggotry
moonLIT Nov 26, 2016 @ 12:38pm 
Alex Jones has banned 'distinguished gentleman' for 167 hour(s) (Hes not an emo anymore. ♥♥♥♥ you.).
big man on campus Nov 25, 2016 @ 6:39am 
♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ retarded brazillian who likes to masturbate to futa
Capt. Moron Nov 21, 2016 @ 10:49am 
♥♥♥♥♥.. :steamfacepalm:
moonLIT Nov 21, 2016 @ 10:25am 
smh ♥♥♥♥♥...:steamsad:
Capt. Moron Nov 13, 2016 @ 12:08pm 
*Insert something Interesting here*
Desperate Measures Nov 7, 2016 @ 9:10am 
God your so cute lol im having trouble writing this messge cus im scared ull reject me lol ur just so ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ huggable >w<, but ya do u wanna go out sometime lol i was thinkin maybe we can goto starbucks and we can go bird spotting together, maybe watch funny fail videos or PewDiePie on my iPhone in the coffee shop while we romantically stare at each other for hours stragiht >w< don't get me wrong i like sex but you look like the type of person i'd just romantically be with and forget all about sex and just give you a snog daily :3
Capt. Moron Nov 2, 2016 @ 6:52pm 
:steamsalty:
Capt. Moron Nov 2, 2016 @ 6:52pm 
:steammocking:
Desperate Measures Oct 28, 2016 @ 10:22am 
I hate Brazilians
Capt. Moron Oct 28, 2016 @ 4:25am 
sorry for absensinisity.

moonLIT Oct 12, 2016 @ 7:39am 
was killed in aleppo
1 like = 1 pray
ignore = your ♥♥♥♥♥♥ ♥♥♥♥♥♥
big man on campus Oct 12, 2016 @ 2:16am 
*DEAD* Brody : voteban the general that piece of rotten ♥♥♥♥
big man on campus Sep 30, 2016 @ 9:17pm 
hhhhhhhhhhahahahahhahahahahah look at this ♥♥♥♥♥♥ named kiwuu he has minecraft
Capt. Moron Sep 21, 2016 @ 6:07pm 
"NASA To Make A "Surprising" Announcement About Jupiter's Moon Europa Next Monday" get ready to kill some sub-oceanic bugs
Thomas Sep 14, 2016 @ 3:24pm 
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HAPPY TURKEY DAY!
moonLIT Sep 10, 2016 @ 2:14pm 
+rep good player
+rep nice player
+rep gg wp
+rep good teammate
+rep nice teammate
+rep Good job
+rep Great man
+rep best gamer CS:GO
+rep good player
+rep nice player
+rep gg wp
+rep gamer
+rep good teammate
+rep nice teammate
+rep AWP GOD
+rep Cool friend
+rep Good job
+rep great, highly recommended
+rep Great man
+rep best gamer CS:GO
+rep trusted CS:GO player
+rep pro seller
+rep good gamer
как же ое ебошит
+rep nice AIM
Capt. Moron Aug 29, 2016 @ 6:35pm 
Actually, Luke ain't gay. I know this for a fact. I've known luke for awhile. He is not gay at all. Fact. Evolution. FACT. Natural selection. FACT.
big man on campus Aug 27, 2016 @ 11:14pm 
gayest man this side of brazil
Desperate Measures Aug 15, 2016 @ 8:40am 
+rep

It should be an Olympic sport to be able to outrun the ♥♥♥♥♥♥ muggers in rio

moonLIT Aug 9, 2016 @ 2:43pm 
serbian war hero

+rep thanks for service
big man on campus Jul 8, 2016 @ 8:41pm 
this guy's ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ gay
Capt. Moron Jul 1, 2016 @ 4:53pm 

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864.4 hrs on record
Why are you not playing this game right now?


holy ♥♥♥♥ kiwuu
you played nearly 1000 hours of tf2?
Capt. Moron Jun 30, 2016 @ 8:06am 
pretty ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ cringey most of the time and pretty gay and sounds like an oolaumpa over the mic but overall a great guy with a sparkling personality
Desperate Measures Jun 28, 2016 @ 10:50am 
♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ commie scum, go get ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ by the villa