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>she says yes
>"cool, pick me up at 8?"
>give her a fist bump
>run home
>she arrives at 7:45, her dad is driving
>no one says a word the whole way there
>as we're getting out of the car in front of the theater I hold my hand out to her dad
>he just stairs at me
>politely inform him movies don't grow on trees
>he hands me a $20
>"I guess we aren't eating then?"
>he looks furious, his daughter looks like she's about to cry
>he gives me another $10
>roll my eyes and say "Yeah, thanks guy" sarcastically
>we get to the ticket window
>"One for Drive, please and thank you"
>I can see the tears forming in cute girl's eyes now
>"Did your dad not give you any money?"
>"Damn bro, tough break..."
>give her a fist bump
>we didn't go on a second date