Where have all the children gone?

Hey! Nice to hear from ya...All the best to you and your family ...

We are the administrators of the universe .Cookie elves and such are nothing more than human mutants (we are known to party a lot )and should not be considered true Elves .We do accept non Elves into our universal organization on rare occassions .If you would like to apply , just send me all your finacial information and a legal power of attorney document along with full estate management authority .If you are accepted , you will receive a letter with geo location to board mothership bound for unknown location .

Dude all work and no PLAY = Early Demise !

Merry Christmas!!!!!!!

What Elf said!!!