I sexually Identify as an Attack Helicopter. Ever since I was a boy I dreamed of soaring over the oilfields dropping hot sticky loads on disgusting foreigners. People say to me that a person being a helicopter is Impossible and I'm ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ retarded but I don't care, I'm beautiful. I'm having a plastic surgeon install rotary blades, 30 mm cannons and AMG-114 Hellfire missiles on my body. From now on I want you guys to call me "Apache" and respect my right to kill from above and kill needlessly. If you can't accept me you're a heliphobe and need to check your vehicle privilege. Thank you for being so understanding.

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Hello! I wish to invite you to my private Steam group for valued buyers & friends: ingameshop

Benefits of Joining My Steam Group:
1. Another quick and easy way to contact me for items
2. In case you are removed from my friend's list by accident, you can send me a group pm to re-add you immediately
3. Special offers available only to my group members

Thank you for being my buyer & friend :) Have a great day!

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Fast and good trader +rep