Recent reviews by The Entire World

I can't believe this is called a game.

A map game. A fun little map game that you play.

Games for Windows Live is the biggest piece of ♥♥♥♥ I have ever encountered in my entire life. It is worse than ubisoft's DRM. Steam in itself is DRM but then they have to slap the absolute ♥♥♥♥ called GFWL onto it for more DRM on a free game, it just doesn't make any sense. The level of stupidity is astounding. You try to play the game and it asks you for a key. You go on the forums looking for a key and it's a problem that's been known for months now.
You look at the help that they are providing and go, "easy enough. All I need to do is go to the ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ store page and purchase this FREE game so that it's added to my account, download the marketplace program, get a ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ game code for this free game, and enter it into the actual AOEO game after of course signing in." Oh, and it should fail the first couple of times. Of course, there's a problem with the GFWL marketplace launcher actually working, so I can't get the code to play this ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ free game.
DO NOT BOTHER WITH THIS GAME

Hello. Another day, another recommendation. It's starting to be a drain on my brain, really. Most importantly, it's pissing me off. Team Fortress 2, I hate the game, don't play it ever. When I say that, I mean it. It's terrible. It's unbalanced. The community is mean. They don't know the first thing about teamwork.

For example: I'm trying to head shot the opposing team and then I get yelled at for supporting our team in the best way anyone could. It's ♥♥♥♥♥♥ up that people would just start yelling vulgarities because I want to help and carry the team by headshotting all of these people that I see. Frankly, this game is too easy. If I could just step up the difficulty a notch, to insane or something higher, then I would almost instantly.

If you are really good at FPSs, then don't play this game. It's a waste of time with all of the scrubs and ♥♥♥♥ that run around yelling and saying they are good when they are just worthless, heaping piles of ♥♥♥♥. Verdict: Don't buy. Also, achieves.

This is such a great game. I've already created a level 21 Nord character. Boy, it's a blast. The graphics are stunning! You can see the details on each individual plant and leaf. One leaf blew right by my face as I was walking down the beaten path of a mountain and I sat there for literally 15 minutes just thinking "wow" at the magnificent detail of the leaf. This is the greatest game of the century, until another good game comes. I wouldn't be surprised if I were to have a "special" time with some of the female models in this game. They are that realistic.

This is the greatest game in the world!! I love it!!