Ich vould lyke piktshures of vyour googlesack und brown danish hole fer meine viewing pleashure. I bot you der big bank haus so mayebe jew kan reeturn za flavor, alles klar? Danke schoen, kinder boi.

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also..for future dont call me ♥♥♥♥♥. refusing to be called a word by an ignorant , uneducated ♥♥♥♥ that was a word that was used to subjugate millions of people based on their ethnicity makes me a better person. But, if your not of that race that the word was used against then we can just chuck that up the joys of white priviledge but if you are, you are one ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ sad creature. Cant believe i thought you were a good friend to have on this thing.

♥♥♥♥♥ WITH HIS FINGER ON THE TRIGGER WHILE IM EATING CHICKEN DINNERS!

It's that time again
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_b3gNfreApk

♥♥♥♥ boy fresh

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Its abit late but Merry ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ Christmas :D haha

Merry Christmas man may santa bring you tons of beer and holiday cheer hoorah!

----- Progress Update -----
The server now has some developer-approved custom maps on rotation! I've also added a webhosting redirect which will increase client download speeds by atleast 50%!!!
The new maps are:
nmo_dead_labs
nmo_zephyr_beta3
nms_gun_store_b4
nms_motel_b1
nmo_hospitality
nms_wd_prison_v8

Leave me a comment on my profile if you'd like to see any other custom NMRiH maps and I'll be glad to add them (assuming they're compatible with the current build)!

We now have Sourcebans aswell:
http://www.reactionaryrebels.com/bans/

Lastly, in regards to the TK Manager, there have been some hiccups with the plugin not tracking zombie kills properly which removes tk points. I'm working with the developer to get it resolved as soon as possible. In the meantime, tk points will be erased every map change to prevent false bans.
As long as you do not get 3 teamkills on the same map, you'll be safe!

----- SECURITY UPDATE -----
Just letting everyone know that as of today I have implemented a new TK Manager plugin that works based on a point system. Here's the parameters:

1 teamkill = 1 tk point.
15 team wounds = 1 tk point
5 tk points = 6 hour ban
3 consecutive teamkills = 6 hour ban
15 zombie kills = removes 1 tk point

NOTE: these parameters may change depending on the level of strictness required to effectively eliminate intentional teamkillers. For added security, however, the tk points are permanently saved in the server database. Disconnecting and reconnecting will not reset your tk points! IP addresses are also being manually tracked for repeat offenders that attempt to evade their ban with alternate Steam accounts.

Finally, if you encounter a hacker or anyone who's otherwise ruining the game... Please do everyone a favour and report them via my profile comments immediately.

Mech Warrior doesn't seem that great to be honest. Just seems like a robot version of World of Tanks. Also: http://steamcommunity.com/app/251170/announcements

Reserved slot for the NMRiH server is operational.
Your Steam ID has been given reserved status.

How to use it:
Simply connect via console by typing "connect 198.23.132.43:27015"
You will not trigger the reserved slot by connecting via server browser!

How it works:
- The server has 7 slots and 1 reserved.
- Assuming the server is full, you will occupy the reserved slot until one of the other 7 people disconnect.
- Non-reserved users may only connect when the server population is 6 or less.
- The console will not kick any player to free the reserved slot.
- The only time a reserved user may not connect is when there's 8 people in the server (meaning that a reserved user is currently occupying the reserved slot). If this is the case, the reserved slot will become avaliable again once a non-reserved user disconnects.

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http://steamcommunity.com/sharedfiles/filedetails/?id=182349542

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http://www.ebaumsworld.com/video/watch/83516298/

Just found this:
http://dayzmod.com/forum/index.php?/topic/109781-if-you-want-free-beans-come-here/page-2?hl=%2Bpracticaltactical+%2Bstings2pee#entry1095441

Scroll down and read PracticalTactical's story. :D

calm down before i gyjinx that azz! xD

JoeyTheDickChoker

From Miss Fatima Muhammad

Hello my dear how are you?I am Miss Fatima Muhammad the only child daughter of late father Mr.Malik Muhammad from Abidjan Ivory coast in west Africa, please with profound respect and trust i seriously needed your urgent help to relocate to your country with my inherited money Two million,five hundred thousand United State Dollars.$2,500,000.00 for my studies and investment over your country under your proper care and control as my guardian please my dear i contacted you to help me receive my inherited money to your bank account after my very careful search through prayers I was convinced and decided to contact you for your assistance believing that i has to risk my humble trust and confidence in you to succeed in life as my dear life is in danger here.

My father was a very wealthy cocoa merchant in Abidjan,the economic capital of Ivory coast, my father was poisoned to death by his business associates in collaboration with my wicked uncles

SWAGGAGGING ON THIS ♥♥♥♥

OMG HOW DID U NO I WAS FAPPIN

HEY BOO BOO WATS GUCCI GURLFRAN

Hola....nice sombrero

why u soo salted ;D am i cools now

Ah thanks. I gotta try that. :)

Hey, I found a new free-to-play game that might be of interest to you. I haven't played it yet - the file is pretty big, so I'm letting it download over night. But based on the video, it looks awesome. Check it out: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iuZuaJdFVxA

While you're adding your new sombrero, please enjoy our complimentary theme song: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BYwqjCj6kgc&feature=fvwp&NR=1

!Hola! ¿cómo está?

You have been invited to join El Bandito ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ of DayZ. We do not care for personal hygene or labour and our needs are simple: drink taquila, take frequent siestas, and steal some beloved Heinz beans. Afterall, we are Mexicano, no?

The only requirement is that you photoshop your profile picture with a sombrero to prove you're truly a Bandito Fagito.

!Gracias Señor!

Stop seducing gamer guys,MUSHAAAYYYY

Ok whatever you say. Happy New Year manggg!

he Yoloz in Slowmo while your mom shoots the Promo XD

thats my twin bro dont be hatein on him XD

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LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL

MUSHI MUSHI

i dont look like that ♥♥♥ he looks like me XD

lmfao look you're in the cleveland show, you'll love this: http://www.google.co.uk/imgres?q=federline+jones&um=1&hl=en&tbo=d&biw=1395&bih=717&tbm=isch&tbnid=H-7xJGRMchn5nM:&imgrefurl=http://www.rankopedia.com/Best-%27The-Cleveland-Show%27-Character/Step1/23561/.htm&docid=pLrOVUSB7QLCbM&imgurl=http://www.rankopedia.com/CandidatePix/95154.gif&w=168&h=192&ei=HZLdUIiAJ4aG0AWPuYC4Ag&zoom=1&iact=hc&vpx=860&vpy=450&dur=32&hovh=153&hovw=134&tx=122&ty=122&sig=114499756777244849474&page=1&tbnh=139&tbnw=122&start=0&ndsp=32&ved=1t:429,r:21,s:0,i:155

Merry Christmas Joey!

Mushy Mushy alive nm u shud get on skype one day for old times

lol nothing better to do over the holidays than cry at me on my profile pics? i accepted your friend request so you can rage at me more if u want.. :3 u shud rly try to be happy tho xx i dont like seeing people so angry at strangers ;s

Mumble is back up. Sorry for the down time.

Label: DayZ
Address: dayz.mumble.com
Port: 7296
Username: <insert your own>

MUSHI MUSHIIIII

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YOU ARE NOW PLAYING THE ♥♥♥♥♥ SLAPPING GAME

RULES: REPOST THIS AND GET
YOUR OWN ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ BEFORE
THEY ARE ALL TAKEN BY
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GOOD LUCK MY ♥♥♥♥♥

♥♥♥♥ yea son its senbonzakura

Is that a real katana, sonnnnnnnnnnn?

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shut up joey

http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_detailpage&v=0294NRTT0J4