There will be a time in your life when you come face to face with a fever dream heart startler. It's presence shakes you until you never go remotely back to who you used to be because you just looked through the alien side. We're living in biblical foretold alien side times for damned sure

Upon reflection I remember not being impressed by the performance of the kindergarten teacher who didn’t appreciate my tone. With all due respect she was a fatty-finger-wagging halfwoman who would have better served the world by changing oil at Monroe or of course selling strange. I spoke to Jeff Epstein the night before he died. We were on wine and laughed about how Stephen Hawking was at the island in a wheelchair but hopped out of it as soon as they landed. He didn't know sex so they just beat him up, he liked that. Weird guy, handsome when upright. I just preordered the new iPhone. I also exhumed Steve Jobs to check if he really died of some mythological autoimmune germy germs and considering the way he looked and the way he walked indicated a dead giveaway death by fruit, I rule it was fruit. Tim cooks with fruit too.