Recent reviews by Oltee

Best cat simulator.

Meow/10

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PROTECC CATTO AT ALL COSTS, F***'EM ZURKS

This is not your usual game.
This is art.
I've never felt so much just by playing a game, and this masterpiece deserves YOUR attention.
I can't say much, i don't want to say anything that might get some spoilers, but this game is truly unique. It truly changes you.

10/10

Best game ever if you love the doungeon crawlers

Dovevo acquistare diverse paia di mutande nuove e pantaloni.
Doki Doki mi ha dato la motivazione finale per alzare il culo e andare a..


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̝̻̲͇̓͒ͅO̰̠̻̰͔̥͖̝͂ͮp͈̠̝͇͙̍ͨ̓ͫ͆̊ͣ͘p̺̜͌ͦ̓͠͞ũ̷̗̺̝̘͚̦͗͊ͪ̐ͦ̐͗̕r͛͗ͫͬ̚҉̟͔̟͍͉e̶̠͕ͯ̽̕ ̤̮̗̒͗̽̆͌ͨͮ͠ļ̮̥̦̬̔̇̕ă̧̈̈́͊̽͌̚͏̹̘̳̗̖ ̶̜̺̻̙̊ͣ͛c̸̥ͬ͑͋̑͝͞a̝̫͈̼̞ͪͤ̓̿ͫ̀̕͡ͅň͖̭̤͙͉͕̬ͧ͠ͅd̖̩͖̰̳̖͖̖ͮ͋͐͌́̚͞e̷̸͖̹͈̬̜̱͇͂̚ͅg̡̖̪͊̒ͣ̉ġ̸̬̺̝̱̪̠̝͍͐̈̑ͬ͠i̩̇ͨ͝n̋̀ͨͦ̌̎ͪ͜͝҉͔̳a̜̭͓͉̒͐̌̏ͧͭ̉̚͜͠,͍̱̰͚̘̬͈̭͍ͫͦ͑͗́͝ ͙̠̼ͧ̓̊̐͟͡ş̖̹̻͎̤ͮ̒̕uͫͬ͌̒ͯ͛͏̧̖͔͚͕̞b̫̣ͧ̕į̴̳̞̺ͩ̐ͣͅt̫͍̘͍̻͖̔̿ͯ̒̑̊ͪo͈͚̯̰͙̼̣̤̼ͥ̇̐̀̿ ̗̣̯͇̳͕̋ͭ̏̍ͣͧͅͅp̛̝͖̖̲̳̱̯̈̐͋̉̈́͠r̝͉̙̭̫̻̭̗͖͊̏ͫ̆͊ͫ̚͡ó̮̺̤̖͚͉̒̉̒̄̀͠͞n̲̳͎̿̇͛̅̉̑̒̔̾t̴̑͐̓̊͆҉̶̞̤ắ̷̜̦̭͔̙͋ͤ ̷͍̩̼͔̤̎̌͊ͅa͇̬̭͚͍̝͕̱̝͆ͪ͊̎̎ͤ̆ͧ̕͟l̴̢̯̓ͬ͂̇̓̔͜ḷ̡ͪͫ̿͆ͯ́̂̇͢'̢̻̼̦̻̳̭̯̹ͦ͋̅͡ͅuͬ̾̑ͯͥͥͧ͢҉̯̹̹̘s̍̅̒͐̂̃͏̠͚̭̤̝̩̗͚͍ô͕̖̱͔̖̬̋̓͂͜ ̘̩̥̄ͨ̐ͣ̀̀͟ͅq̝̻͎̲̺͐ͩư̪͑ͬ̉̇o̙͖̹͍͉̯͖̽̉ͥ͋̇͆ț͕ͨͧ͗ͥͬ̚͘ḭ̶̗͈̹͓ͨͦͫ̽̇̋̐̚d̮̝̼͇̈́̏͊̆̌̇ͩ̓̅ḯ̶̢͔͕̳͚ͯ͌̂̏̀́̅ͧ͞ͅa̜͕͒̅͌ͣͮͪn̸̓ͯͮ̈́ͤ͋̈҉͓͉̮͎o̩͓͚̯̒̆͘͡.̸͚̙̦͋̎̅͋̀͛͋ͨ̕͢ͅ ̶͈͙̞̯̮͉͔͇̼̊͆̅ͮ͟B̵͓̯̀̇̾̌ͬ͝ạ̘̓̏͑̐͂͟ŝ̥͔̱͙̯̼̳͇̽͆ͥ̾̃͜t̨͉̦̗͉͌ͯa̛̳͖͍͚̬͊̆̿̏̕ ̥͐̋ͩ̍͆͘ͅb̩̞͔͈͋ͤ̏̒̅͆ê̸̑͏̣̭͟r̵̙̹ͬͮ͑̆ͭ̔͘n̯̪͎̜̤̄̾ͭ̃ͩ̏̐ͬ̾́ͅe̶̢̺̖̤̬̜͎͎͇̤ͦͣ ̵̣̩̏̿͗͝͠ą̛̖̥̗͆ͫ͛͌̒̚͟ḅ̈̑ͫ̌̚͘ḇ̫͚͈͙̭̿̅͊̽̏ͣ̐ͯͤ̕a̢͍͗͊͛̈́̆̂̇̄̽͟͡ş̖̯̥͔̱̠̲̲̊t̵̠̮ͩ͛͒̅̅ͣ̅̚͡ā̷̷͎̗̾̐ͬͬ͂̽̈͘n̨̘̤̞͕̑̿̌͝z̷̨̗̆̋ͫ̍̏ͨͣ̉a̸̶̤̬͈̲̞̙ͮ͆ͯ͊͛͂̀ͅ ̡͚̣̿͒͂̅͟e̒̆̎ͭͭͪ͛͆̍҉̖̻̞͎ ̧̫͉͂ͣͪ́̀ͭ́͌t̅͏̼̲̝͓̥̟̟̖u̢̇͛̃͑͏̟̜̣t͇͉̪̻͈̗̼̳̑ͬ̅ͭ̀͛ͫͨt̵͉̘̫̯̥̭͔͆̌́ͧͩ̎̈͊͡͡ḛ̶̲͍͙͍̿̐͆̿ ̙̭̪̩̟̝ͧ̽͋͗͛̀͋ͪͫͅḻ̴͔̮̗͓̜̬̮̬͊͒̌̋̌̉͐̉e̛͔̟̩̰͎̤̝̔́̎ͩ̉͒̅̀ͪ́ ̶̵̦̪̬̋́̾̿ì͚̜̮̰ͮ͗ͨͤ̔̒͂͐͠nͥ͏̺̟̫̞̟t̷̴̮͉̟ͤͧ̍̾ͨ̆̊̉ͅȩ̼͍̠̹̟͎̤ͤͥ̇̅̄̏̿͑̕͜ṟ͕̪̈́͛̀͗ͣ̉̓̕͜i̯̠̫̺̼̠̗͚̒̒̃̚ŏ̼ͧͦͩ͑ͦ́͜͡r̸̳̼̪̥̖͕̳̎ͮͦ̂ͭ̈͘͝ä̷̴̶͉̻̠̦̪̥ͬ͐ͫͦ ̶ͧ̐ͣ҉̝̪̜͙̖̻̺͖s̮̙̝̺͔̤̤ͫ͐́ͫͥͦ̇͟à̷̩̲͍͇ͅr̵͖̻̟̙ͯͭͮ͑ͩ͗̇͊͝͠a̵̺͇͉̯̠͇̰̐̕͠ͅn̢͙͊̋͐͊̍ͅͅn̨̧̬̞̱̠̈́̉ͯ̐o͍͕̘̻̩ͩ̈́̾͜ ̵̺̟̟̜͔͐̋ͩͨ͡͞ḇ̖̥̜̯̔͛ͤͩ̇̅̐ͩ͋͝ë̶́ͫ̔ͦ̋̉̔҉͇̤͚̹l̡̤̹͕̺̜͍̫͖̞͑ͥ͐͞l̞͓͖̭͖̻͖̲͎̓͋̏́ͨͩè̹̪̙̗̚̚ ̴̖̱̙͖ͨ͑͢e̸̻̺͍͔̪ͫͨ̇͊ͩͩ͑ͥͧ ̞͔̪̞̞̬̫͕͈̈ͭ́ͭ͜s̠̜̳̼̝̘̣̉̓͛͂̈͡e͙̘͇̯͍͉̒͑̓ͅm̖̠̜̝̩̲̤̲ͪ̈̏p̭͉̬̼͑̎ͥ̍ͨ̈̾̀ṟ̰̥͆̓ͥͥ͘͟e̷͙̓ͧͤ̑̐̀̅͢ ̗̻͕̝̱̇̂͌̓p̨̖͔̝ͫ͊ͮͮͥͬ͒i̶̢͍̲̦͚̾ͣ̇̾̈́̈͌ͫ͟ͅù̷̉̓͏̟̣̬̩̺̦̖̫ ̴͈͍̙̐̍v͚̯̟͚͍̺̾̈́́̆ͤ͑ͯi̴͚͙ͨͮͣͩͬ̌̌̽s̡̡͔͉̮̳̪̱̀ͩͦͅi̪͍̘͈̟̋̒ͫͭ͜ͅbͫ̓̾̌̓҉̤̱͟ǐ̛̹̤̻͚̣̹̪̅͐ͦ͛̽̀͂̚̕͠l̨̹̼̤͈͉̮̯̜͇̊̃͆ͪ̿̏̚ĭͤ̿̾ͥͬ͏͚̙̻̟͚͘͞ ̴̸̲̩̫̯̳̉̔ͥ̿̚͡a̙͕͓̱̼͌͌̐̐ ̴͕͖̱̣̏̚t̬̟͙̂͋̒u̻͖̯̮̥͔̟̘ͬ̎̿̄ͯ̐t͈̣̙̬̻̯͋ͤ̈͐̀͗̆tͩ͑͌͏͏̜̭͍͖i̵̹̝̙̹͖̯͒̋̔̈́̍͋̉̒́͢.̡̨̭̱̗̩̬̯̉̅̓̋͐̄̆ ̸̧̧̥͖̪̫̼̥͙͗̐̊̄̐̽ͩc̷͎͖͚͇̗̘͋ͤ̌̋͘͞ͅö̧̝̻̟̭̉̈̐m͓͍͓̼̹͇̜̈̐̔e̯̱̞̰̤ͧ̉ͬͩ̀͛͐͢͡ ͖͔̝͕̙̯͚̞̒̑uͧͫ̏̅̀͂ͯ̑̅҉̡̪̤n̸̛̘̜͎̖̹͍͈͖̽̌̆̑͊͝ ̥̝̣̰̗ͦ̔ͩͭ̅̋f̐ͪͣ̈́ͤ̏͏̧̫̱̹̼̳i̡̘̲̙͓̭̯̰ͨͭ̂́ͨͩ́̚o͉̹̙̱̺̩̬͕ͨ̔̚͠͝r̲͈̲͗̓̉̇̍̂ͧ̾̕e̡̻̾ͮ̃̃ͧ͌ͪ͡ ̳̝͎̞͈̼̯̫̹̂̓ͤ̽̋c̛͉̹̻͎̣̤̞̫̯ͥͯ̆͑h̗̹͙̱̩̲͎̐̄͢͜͞ę̴̞ͨ͟ ̯͎͓̻͕͕̈́́̿́ͣͧ̍̍̐s͓̗͕ͮ̆̍̑̚͘ͅb̹͗ͨͬ̍̄̄̀͑ͥ͡͠o͚̜̳̰͚̰̱̿̂̓͐͞c̠̟̥̔̓̈͊̃c̑́ͨͣ͋͂̃̋҉̩̜̺͇̱̖̹͢i̛̱̓̆̇͡a̷̝͙̞̮̘̥̺̺̩̾ͪͨͫ̀͑́̑̿͜.̍̽ͣ͑ͫ̈́́҉̟̭̘̞̘̣ͅ


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