[17:28:18] Luke Green: You are a massive Ed miliband
[17:30:22] Lewis the Prune: I'm a small Ed Miliband, actually
[17:30:37] Luke Green: Get some Giantism
[17:30:56] Lewis the Prune: But I'm a dwarf
[17:31:00] Lewis the Prune: A dwarfy Ed
[17:31:11] Luke Green: Then grow
[17:32:01] Lewis the Prune: *grows*
[17:32:08] Lewis the Prune: *becomes very big*
[17:32:20] Lewis the Prune: I'm now a massive Ed
[17:32:27] Luke Green: Now you are Goliath
[17:32:31] Luke Green: You gotta wait for david
[17:32:39] Lewis the Prune: Oh NO
[17:32:49] Lewis the Prune: I have to throw my little stone at him
[17:33:01] Lewis the Prune: And win the battly WATTLY
[17:33:09] Luke Green: Yessy WESSY
[17:34:12] Lewis the Prune: I just farted loudly
[17:34:16] Lewis the Prune: I feel ready to fight
[17:34:24] Luke Green: Capture that stink
[17:34:28] Luke Green: Use it against him
[17:34:43] Lewis the Prune: *traps it in a bottle*
[17:34:59] Lewis the Prune: Ed Miliband has now acquired: Gas Bomb
[17:35:17] Luke Green: XD
[17:35:26] Luke Green: This will be very effective
[17:36:50] Lewis the Prune: The CIA just called
[17:36:56] Lewis the Prune: They want a sample of my fart
[17:37:06] Lewis the Prune: To use as biochemical weapons
[17:37:08] Luke Green: Hide it
[17:37:12] Luke Green: Eat it if you must
[17:37:23] Luke Green: Make sure it doesn't blow up inside you
[17:37:23] Lewis the Prune: I will never share my secrets
[17:37:41] Lewis the Prune: I swallowed the fart
[17:37:51] Lewis the Prune: And stored it in my stomach
[17:37:51] Luke Green: The CIA are looking for its location
[17:38:07] Lewis the Prune: It tasted funny
[17:38:09] Luke Green: The Russians want it now
[17:38:15] Lewis the Prune: Oh god
[17:38:24] Lewis the Prune: My fart can't be used
[17:38:28] Luke Green: And North Korea
[17:38:30] Lewis the Prune: It could bring about war
[17:38:41] Luke Green: You must save it for David!
[17:38:43] Lewis the Prune: A new age in war technology
[17:38:52] Luke Green: Gassy wassy bum bomb
[17:39:08] Lewis the Prune: Screw this, I charging for David
[17:39:18] Lewis the Prune: I need to destroy him now, or it'll be too late
[17:40:48] Luke Green: You must end this!
[17:42:41] Lewis the Prune: I could be the cause to chemical warfare
[17:42:45] Lewis the Prune: It can't happen
[17:43:08] Luke Green: You must throw your fart into the moon!
[17:43:14] Luke Green: Also throw David
[17:44:12] Lewis the Prune: *catches David and straps him to a NASA spaceship
[17:44:29] Lewis the Prune: *connects fart bottle to him with explosion timer*
[17:44:41] Luke Green: Its gunna blow!
[17:44:42] Lewis the Prune: Goodbye.... DAVID CAMERON
[17:44:54] Lewis the Prune: BOOM!
[17:45:04] Lewis the Prune: God
[17:45:06] Lewis the Prune: The smell
[17:45:06] Luke Green: Teh emd
[17:45:10] Lewis the Prune: *pukes*
[17:45:18] Luke Green: *whew*
[17:45:25] Lewis the Prune: Thank god that was over
[17:45:31] Luke Green: Peace is back