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🔥🔥 We can be friends for future games 🔥🔥
💎 You only live once for a very short time, so make every second divine 💎
💯 This is my only account 💯
⚡️⚡️ Have a wonderful day⚡️⚡️
✨✨ Stay safe & take care✨✨
✅✅✅+REP Nice profile ✅✅✅
✅✅✅ Friendly Guy ✅✅✅
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🧡 Cool Guy 🧡
⚡⚡ Let’s be friends for future games ⚡⚡
🌟🌟 Have a wonderful year🌟🌟
💫💫 Stay safe & take care💫💫
🔥🔥🔥+REP The profile is fire 🔥🔥🔥
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You're at your favorite ramen place and order your usual. A steaming bowl of tonkotsu and miso comes out. You can smell the garlic and scallions. The pork looks perfectly cooked, the egg is just the right shade of brown, the nori is still crispy. You're about to add a drizzle of Sriracha to the deliciousness, and then you see it. The yellow kernels of unnecessary sweetness, their empty husks floating in the sea of umami you were so eagerly waiting for. Instantly you're brought back to family BBQs at Aunt Linda's, her creamed corn with mayo being slopped on your plate. Uncle Bob laughs, corn stuck in his teeth. "Too bad you have braces, you could be enjoying this!" he quips, his corn on the cob slipping from his buttery fingers. Someone belches as flies land in the potato salad. A mosquito bites your ankle. Inside the ramen place you instantly lose your appetite and put down your chopsticks. The mood is ruined.
Corn. Does. Not. Belong. In. Ramen.
✅ + REP
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✅ Cool guy !!!