This guy...breathes the internet.

Everything in this world is Pepsi... We live... We die... For Pepsi. Pepsi is the currency, but it's also the enemy. Pepsi stops us, but it keeps us going too. Pepsi is the hero... And the villain... The good and the bad! The yin and the yang! One cannot be wholly good, or wholly evil. That would be naive and unrealistic to assume. Yes! Even our corporate titans have a crack in their facade! Their logo makes so much sense now... The blue represents the Pepsi, and the red represents the Pepsi, AND THE WHITE REPRESENTS AN INTRICATE INSIDE JOB CARRIED OUT BY REPTILIANS! Pepsi hung on a cross! He died for your sins! He was then jabbed in the side with a spear by the Romans! And a miracle what came out, was Pepsi! And the Roman soldier drank from the Pepsi and said "Objectively I just prefer Coke." And three days later, the Pepsi went flat...

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boots. wait.. DAMNIT

So many butts!

butts