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byteframe's cat Apr 25, 2020 @ 5:47am 
In 1967, the Soviet Government minted a beautiful silver ruble with Lenin
in a very familiar pose -- arms raised above him, leading the country to
revolution. But, it was clear to everybody, that if you looked at it from
behind, it was clear that Lenin was pointing to 11:00, when the Vodka
shops opened, and was actually saying, "Comrades, forward to the Vodka shops.

It became fashionable, when one wanted to have a drink, to take out the
ruble and say, "Oh my goodness, Comrades, Lenin tells me we should go.
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"I'm not a god, I was misquoted."
-- Lister, Red Dwarf

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Scrubbing floors and emptying bedpans has as much dignity as the Presidency.
-- Richard Nixon

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Fry: Hey, I don't see you planning for your old age.
Bender: I got plans. I'm gonna turn my on/off switch to off.
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Linus' Law:
There is no heavier burden than a great potential.

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