Benson
Benson   Miami, Florida, United States
 
 
Some Famous Quotes:


"In Toy story 3 Andy is 17. That means at one point in time the toys stood silently while Andy was furiously masturbating."
-Benson

"Sex is good
-Unless your new friend has aids"
-Luker


"Hey Alpha, i did some math"
-Luker

"Luker is the next angry german kid"
-Cin aka George


"I saw that Bridesmaids movie with my mom last night"
Luker
"Whats the difference between white noise and black noise?
White noise isnt killing people like black noise."
-Benson

"Im not racist, i like white and black chicken"
-Fuzzy

"If someone tries to pickpocket me, ill get a hypodemic needle with aids on it and put it in my pocket, see how he'll like that !"
- dog of war

"If I woke up to a penis in my face, I would just grap it and pull it!"
- powerhouse

"I'm gonna kick yo u in the eye"
-doG of waR

"I like the thing called sex"
-"Not me! I;m a virgin for life..."
--General Rommel!

"If I make a girl come to my football game this Friday to be a cheerleader, just to see her in a cheerleader outfit, does that make me a bad person?"
"No, it makes you wise!"
-HeavyMetal

"You lookin at me? Is it because im sexy?"
-HeavyMetal

"Hey! I are talked to you, you silly goose"
-Suvorov

"I will sever your ballsack and staple it to the celling if you dont shut the ♥♥♥♥ up"
-Benson

"Thats what she said! And she is dead!"
-Benson

"I have the smartness of a white guy, and the althetic skills of a black one"
-POWERHOUSE

Currently Offline
Luker Feb 10, 2017 @ 1:32pm 
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miss u
ScarpeDeus Apr 3, 2015 @ 3:18pm 
hi
Kirby Jan 3, 2012 @ 12:12am 
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Luker Dec 22, 2011 @ 1:12pm 
and iv ben playing online mow and wining we sould play somtime
Luker Dec 18, 2011 @ 12:03pm 
benson we sould let bloody killer in the clan