What do you get when you cross a mosquito and a mountain climber?
Nothing you can't cross a vector and a scalar.

Praxagora: I want all to have a share of everything and all property to be in common; there will no longer be either rich or poor; [...] I shall begin by making land, money, everything that is private property, common to all. [...]
Blepyrus: But who will till the soil?
Praxagora: The slaves.
From Ecclesiazusae by Aristophanes

According to Nikita Khrushchev, he insisted that he be remembered for "the extraordinary modesty characteristic of truly great people."
From the Wikipieda page on Stalin.

'Man who believes what he reads on Internet will soon be parted from his sanity' Sun Tzu - The Art of War II: War Harder.

"I was on break the last two weeks, finally got to some long delayed projects in my woodworking shop. I have been trying to make some really nice bookends, but I can never quite get them to match. So instead, I won two Emmys." Steven Colbert

"I feel sorry for those Eastern European countries at the Olympics, 'cause they've got rotten national anthems, eh? Here comes Belarus!... Stupid national anthem... Look at this flag! Two bears, fighting over a pineapple. We don't have pineapple in Belarus, where do they get it from?! 'Come to Belarus! Where wild animals will steal your fruit!'"
— Bill Bailey

"Research has found no conclusive evidence that playing video games results in real life violence. Oh yeah, then how do you explain me throwing my wii remote through my television?" Steven colbert

"Now, I know there are some polls out there saying this man has a 32 percent approval rating. But guys like us, we don't pay attention to the polls. We know that polls are just a collection of statistics that reflect what people are thinking in 'reality'. And reality has a well-known liberal bias. Sir, pay no attention to the people who say the glass is half empty, because 32% means it's two-thirds empty. There's still some liquid in that glass, is my point. But I wouldn't drink it. The last third is usually backwash." Steven colbert on George W. Bush

"That's strange I was expecting a lot more smoke and a lot less dead teammates" Gordon Frohman on the difference between smoke and frag grenades.

"Mothership reinforced 4 gate, one of those nonsensically destructive things like grenades with spikes or bullets with venom on them. Just a little bit unnecessary" Day 9

"Human milk is not produced or distributed industrially" another gem of useful info from wikipedia

"Any sufficiently advanced technology is indistinguishable from a completely ad-hoc plot device"
—David Langford, "A Gadget Too Far", as a corollary to Arthur C. Clarke's Third Law

Ankh-Morpork had dallied with many forms of government and had ended up with that form of democracy known as One Man, One Vote. The Patrician was the Man; he had the Vote.

Professor Farnsworth: The snail itself is composed of cells, molecules, atoms
Fry: Pfff those things dont rhyme
Professor Farnsworth: Things only rhyme below 10 to the -5 angstroms you dope.

Statistics from Pew research on cyberbullying include one bullying option of: Costant asking of where they are, what they're doing, who they're with, by someone other than a parent.
Apparently what is bullying from most people is love when it comes from your parents.