Harmless Tobacco
Robert Timecock   British Columbia, Canada
 
 
It was spring break 2010 and I was in my workout room benching 1200 pounds. My abs were flexing and girls within a 10 mile radius were getting wet. Once I was done with my daily 32 hour workout, I called one of the ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ I know, Senjogahara. She is really ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ hot and looks like a supermodel. So I got into my Lamborghini Gallardo and reved it up to 40,000 RPM (this is an Italian import with special engine system). I got onto the freeway near my house and threw it into 8th gear, I hit about 600 mph and I could hear the sonic boom as I broke the sound barrier. As I was flooring it on the freeway like a badass, Senjogahara called me and said she wanted me to ♥♥♥♥ her. So be it.
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ShoeCucky Aug 16, 2016 @ 10:25pm 
-rep didnt ♥♥♥