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You can do it, Otto!
You can do it, Otto!
Apu: Make this spare, I'll give you free gelato!
Moe: Then go back to my place where I will get you blotto!
Homer: Domo arigato, Mister Roboto!
Team Homer
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The first thing I do in the morning is brush my teeth and sharpen my tongue.
-- Dorothy Parker
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Advice from an old carpenter: measure twice, saw once.
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Crackle: Those freakin' elves, man. They just came out of the trees, they just came out of the trees!
Pop: You saved my ass back there, man.
Crackle: You saved mine.
Crackle: [as he lifts his beer in a toast] Here's to Snap!
Pop: [they clink glasses] To Snap!
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If you think education is expensive, try ignorance.
-- Derek Bok, president of Harvard
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Glen Quagmire: Baby, if I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd put 'U' and 'I' together.
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The Angels want to wear my red shoes.
-- E