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1 person found this review helpful
10.8 hrs on record (10.8 hrs at review time)
drinke many soda very good yiss
Posted July 4, 2019.
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99.0 hrs on record (92.8 hrs at review time)
thog approves
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Posted November 25, 2018.
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50.5 hrs on record (44.5 hrs at review time)
An excellent co-op zombie game, covers both sides(zombie and human) in multiplayer.
Posted August 7, 2015.
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51.9 hrs on record (4.9 hrs at review time)
This game is -objectively measured- the best.

You indulge in the pleasure of beating women, and not just any women, but 2D women with slight animal features.
After you beat the ♥♥♥♥ out of them, you get their hard-earned coins, now they're yours.
While hitting them, they make lewd sounds, there are 800+ unique moans.
You use those coins to upgrade your fists, so you can use your pimp hand even more effectively on your hoes.
Afterwards, you proceed to use your blood money to hire more cute 2D women. These ones will be working with you.
Your mercenaries help you to punch those cute girls even more, even when the game isn't running, they will keep on beating the living ♥♥♥♥ out of them. So them hoes are suffer 24/7, earning you that dough.

And the best part of this already fantastic game? It's free.
You've also got a chick next to the one you're slapping, in case you're into voyeurism.
She's upgradable by means of micro-transactions.

So what are you still doing here, go get this 10/10 masterpiece GOTY Nobel prize winning product of pure genius.
Posted August 4, 2015. Last edited August 5, 2015.
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