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mike on the mic Dec 6, 2022 @ 1:35pm 
I used to work at an abortion clinic and I saw some extremely m3ssed up crap working there and I'm gonna share it with you:
1. A 23 year old woman came in 11 months into her pregnancy and said "I don't want this stupid baby anymore, kill it" and the doctor said "okay" and he put jumper cables up her baby hole and connected them to a car battery and let it run for six days straight

2. A little 8-year old girl wandered in and said "I want an abortion but I am not pregnant" and the doctor said "we'll fix that" and he stole a baby and cut the girl open and put the baby inside her and sewed her shut and then woke the girl up and said "congratulations it's a healthy six year old boy" and the girl said "can I keep him" and the doctor said no and then backed over her in the parking lot with his brand new Ford Raptor
mike on the mic Feb 22, 2022 @ 9:48pm 
kisses
pythion Feb 20, 2022 @ 10:55pm 
-1 REP
broken Feb 20, 2022 @ 9:38pm 
i love Japanese girls and Chinese girls and all so Vietnamese girls Korean girls Taiwanese girls Filipino girls Cambodian girls Indonesian girls Malaysian girls i love all the Asian girls they are so sexy and cute and beautiful and so adorable i want a Asian girl to be my wife and me and her will love each other for ever and i would do anything for her i would do all the stuff that needs to be done around the house and she could just relax and chill and i would all ways give her gas money for when she drives me around i would all ways make sure she has a full tank of gas in her car and i would protect her with my life i would even take a bullet from a gun for her and make sure she is alive and well and i would give her give her massages every day when she is sleepy from work and all so she could boss me around and tell me what to do cause i would be her man her property i would do anything for a Asian girl who wants to be my wifey or my girl friend
Newgate Jan 14, 2022 @ 3:44pm 
i love Japanese girls and Chinese girls and all so Vietnamese girls Korean girls Taiwanese girls Filipino girls Cambodian girls Indonesian girls Malaysian girls i love all the Asian girls they are so sexy and cute and beautiful and so adorable i want a Asian girl to be my wife and me and her will love each other for ever and i would do anything for her i would do all the stuff that needs to be done around the house and she could just relax and chill and i would all ways give her gas money for when she drives me around i would all ways make sure she has a full tank of gas in her car and i would protect her with my life i would even take a bullet from a gun for her and make sure she is alive and well and i would give her give her massages every day when she is sleepy from work and all so she could boss me around and tell me what to do cause i would be her man her property i would do anything for a Asian girl who wants to be my wifey or my girl friend
mike on the mic Nov 6, 2020 @ 11:35am 
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Newgate Aug 17, 2020 @ 9:25pm 
Rawr X3 *nuzzles* How are you? *pounces on you* you're so warm o3o *notices you have a bulge* someone's happy! *nuzzles your necky wecky* ~murr~ hehe ;) *rubbies your bulgy wolgy* you're so big! *rubbies more on your bulgy wolgy* it doesn't stop growing .///. *kisses you and licks your neck* daddy likes ;) *nuzzle wuzzle* I hope daddy likes *wiggles butt and squirms* I wanna see your big daddy meat! *wiggles butt* I have a little itch o3o *wags tails* can you please get my itch? *put paws on your chest* nyea~ it's a seven inch itch *rubs your chest* can you pwease? *squirms* pwetty pwease? :( I need to be punished *runs paws down your chest and bites lip* like, I need to be punished really good *paws on your bulge as I lick my lips* I'm getting thirsty. I could go for some milk *unbuttons your pants as my eyes glow* you smell so musky ;) *licks shaft* mmmmmmm so musky ;) *drools all over your ♥♥♥♥* your daddy meat. I like
76561198106346133 Jun 4, 2020 @ 9:52am 
met you at a protest rally and got your number. are we still on for surf and turf on thursday?
broken Jan 20, 2020 @ 4:33pm 
hey, sorry I saw your profile and I just thought you looked cute in your picture, I really wanted to tell you that;)) It's really rare to see girls playing video games haha! I don't know why its a guy thing honestly im like really against misogyny and like ill be the one in the kitchen making sandwiches. We should really play l4d2 sometime its a really cool zombie game with a lot of scary moments, but don't worry ill be there to protect you ;) sorry that wasnt flirting I swear Im just trying to be friendly I really like your profile picture sorry was that too far? Really sorry i'm really shy I don't go out much haha add me on skype we should talk more you look really nice and fun xxx
Cross Jan 16, 2020 @ 7:00am 
Girl: Do you think I'm pretty?
Boy: No
Girl: Do want to be with me forever?
Boy: No
Girl: Do u even like me?
Boy: No
Girl: Would u cry if i walked away?
Boy: No
She heard enough and was hurt... She walked away with tears in her eyes
The boy grabbed her arm
Boy: Your not pretty...your beautiful
Boy: I dont want to be with u forever...I need to be with u forever
Boy: I dont like u...I love u
Boy: I wouldn't cry if u walked away......I would die if u walked away.
Boy Whispers: Plz stay with me
Girl: I will...
*Tonight at midnight your true love will realize she/he loves u
*Something good will happen to u at 1-4pm
*Tomorrow it could be anywhere!!!
*Get ready for the shock of your life!
*If u dont post this to 5 other comments... You will have bad luck in relationships for the next 10 year
TakeMyBottle Oct 29, 2019 @ 2:20am 
anal is the best way to prevent babies. the first question i ask on the first date is "are you into anal?" if the answer is no, im gone. could be in the middle of dinner, or a walk on the beach. if they say no, i go. if they dont like anal i put on my flannel. simple as that. and oral isnt a substitution. i can do that by myself. the key is to put your biceps under your thighs and push yourself together like a waffle maker. once you get the tip you'll want to keep at it.
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broken Jul 23, 2018 @ 8:01pm 
SORRY BUT IM DELETING YOU FROM MY LIFE! *clicks delete* LOADING... ███████████
99%. ERROR! It is impossible to delete our friendship. You mean so much to me. Post this to 10 people's walls who you never want to lose. If you get 3 back, you're an amazing friend.
joe Jul 9, 2018 @ 10:51am 
stop stalking me
Cross Jan 29, 2018 @ 1:07am 
my pick for best american dragon fighter of 2018
broken Dec 12, 2017 @ 9:11pm 
OK I ADMIT IT I LOVE YOU OK i ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ love you and it breaks my heart when I see you play with someone else i just want to be your girlfriend and put a heart in my profile linking to your profile and have a walltext of you commenting cute things i want to play video games talk in discord all night and watch a movie together but you just seem so uninterested in me it ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ kills me and i cant take it anymore i want to remove you but i care too much about you so please i'm begging you to either love me back or remove me and NEVER contact me again it hurts so much to say this because i need you by my side but if you don't love me then i want you to leave because seeing your icon in my friendlist would kill me everyday of my pathetic life
mike on the mic Apr 13, 2017 @ 7:28pm 
I met this man on an RP server and he promised to sell me cattle at a good price little did I know it was no RP server but real life instead now I'm stuck with a HERD of bovine. HELP
joe Oct 10, 2016 @ 6:14pm 
no thats RPC
[FAC] prinny Oct 9, 2016 @ 9:15pm 
this is the administrator of PornHub™ we  have noticed you  haven’t logged in for  10 minutes, we’re just checking to see if  everything  is okay and we’ve prepared you a list of  videos from your favourite   category (Elphelt). See you soon
Lemstar Sep 8, 2016 @ 8:52pm 
Hey
squeav Aug 20, 2016 @ 2:51am 
this guy said he would trade me his pkp.. dint do trade... - rep.. be weary of this fella
squeav Jul 15, 2016 @ 8:01pm 
well aint that something haha
dram55 Jul 2, 2016 @ 5:17am 
i miss the old Reflected :( sad really. One of the greatest (D K C 2) speedrunners. Now this.
76561198106346133 May 29, 2016 @ 8:15pm 
You're late for practice. It started at 7 pm PST. I log in on steam and i see you playing DARK SOULS? What the ♥♥♥♥ is that ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥. You're our 2nd flank IGL player for Overwatch and you're playing an ACTION RPG? Get a reality check, kid. When you've clued into the game come back and hit me up on ICQ. Cya never.
[FAC] prinny May 25, 2016 @ 12:30pm 
This guy is a prime example of the type of players I can't stand. Its not the young pre-teens (aka squeakers) or players that are just genuinely bad at the game but yet still try; its this stupid ♥♥♥♥. You shot your own teammate for a weapon, and you started bashing a guy for his steam name and wouldnt shut up about it; Play the game if you want but stop being a ♥♥♥♥ while doing it.
[FAC] prinny Apr 12, 2016 @ 5:08am 
And this comment section is officially retarded. Unsubscribing. Is this really all you have to speculate on? Some guy posting MEMES?? The ♥♥♥♥ is wrong with you people? Get a ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ LIFE.
joe Apr 8, 2016 @ 9:45pm 
AAAAAAAAAAH!!! Every ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ day with these STUPID ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ MEMES! I’ve had it up to HERE with stupid ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ memes! You guys make me want to KILL MYSELF! Is that what you ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ want? For me to ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ KILL MYSELF and write on my suicide note “Cause of suicide: Couldn’t handle all of the stupid ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ memes, killed myself”? Because that’s what it might as well ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ say!
[FAC] prinny Apr 1, 2016 @ 10:11am 
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mike on the mic Mar 16, 2016 @ 12:36pm 
Hey I just wanted to thank you for being my friend : )
squeav Mar 7, 2016 @ 7:23pm 
wow aint that something heh...
[FAC] prinny Mar 2, 2016 @ 3:57pm 
IM NOT A ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ WEABOO YOU ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ HATERS I JUST ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ LIKE ANIME OK???!!!! STOP THIS ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ SPAM IM NOT PRETENDING TO BE BORN IN JAPAN I JUST FEEL LIKE JAPAN IS MY HOME BECAUSE AMERICA SUCKS (BTW PLEASE VOTE BERNIE OR ILL LEAVE THIS PLACE) SO REALLY SOMEONE NEEDS TO TELL YOU GUYS ONCE AND FOR ALL ITS NOT FUNNY TO ACCUSE ME OF BEING A WEABOO OR SOMETHING BECAUSE ITS JUST FALSE!!! IM AMERICAN AND NOT JAPANESE!!!! ALL I WANT IS TO LIVE THERE NOT BE JAPANESE OK I DONT GET WHATS WRONG WITH YOU if you wanna chat (girls only) add me on WarriorzNaruto303 on skype thx
mike on the mic Feb 29, 2016 @ 5:24pm 
420 blaze it. weed is legal in canada.
squeav Feb 25, 2016 @ 6:53pm 
hey there pal
Cross Feb 16, 2016 @ 10:59pm 
Hello, my name is José Carlos Mariátegui, i am 14 yrs of age n eva since i was a yung boy i wanted to be a donkey. i use to watch REFLECTEDSC all of the days but now anymore he wont play donkey! all i eva see is b00bs now and well it is nice i am disgust, pls thnik of the childs
76561198106346133 Jan 1, 2016 @ 12:36pm 
I like how R E F L E C T E D doesnt realize that all his viewers are me on different accounts. Dont believe me? watch me post this on my other accoun
Warren Jan 1, 2016 @ 2:24am 
I like how R E F L E C T E D doesnt realize that all his viewers are me on different accounts. Dont believe me? watch me post this on my other account
squeav Jan 1, 2016 @ 2:23am 
I like how R E F L E C T E D doesnt realize that all his viewers are me on different accounts. Dont believe me? watch me post this on my other account
broken Jan 1, 2016 @ 2:15am 
IF you ever come across a steam gamer, ITS HIM
broken Jan 1, 2016 @ 2:15am 
Lots of Steam Cred, has a gaben assault rifle
76561198106346133 Dec 31, 2015 @ 7:20pm 
+trade rep, good trader. he did the trade that we made
[FAC] prinny Oct 17, 2015 @ 8:45pm 
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[FAC] prinny Jun 30, 2015 @ 12:55pm 
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[FAC] prinny Jun 27, 2015 @ 4:12pm 
Hello, I am currently 15 years old and I want to become a walrus. I know there’s a million people out there just like me, but I promise you I’m different. On December 14th, I’m moving to Antartica; home of the greatest walruses. I’ve already cut off my arms, and now slide on my stomach everywhere I go as training. I may not be a walrus yet, but I promise you if you give me a chance and the support I need, I will become the greatest walrus ever. If you have any questions or maybe advice, just inbox me. Thank you all so much
[FAC] prinny Jun 20, 2015 @ 11:00am 
hi im a 8 year old i was 6 years old when i saw steam it was cool to get games im a tiny gamer i do sc2 and robloxs and sim city 5 im so good at alot of games
mike on the mic Dec 14, 2014 @ 9:52pm 
my friend tca has an interest in meeting a dickgirl (african-american preferably) IRL. After hearing your stories I thought I'd ask you for your expert opinion
kill the archers Dec 14, 2014 @ 3:56pm 
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