best teammate ever

+rep, good team player <3

best player you can play with. Signed <3

the other teammates was literally cancer. stayed afker 10 mins after i ♥♥♥♥ revived him and we lost cuz of that bastard. i reported that bi-tch twice.

♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ 2 рак

cheatachok, pidarok

best person in the world

(ﾉ◕ヮ◕)ﾉ*:･ﾟ✧

♥♥♥♥ you

beach mother ♥♥♥♥♥♥ noop camper tunl

+rep respectable and nice killer^^

VIELE VIELE BUNTE SMARTIES

gg, that's one OP nurse build!

i like the name 'smartie'

slugger

nice tunneling lmao

-rep tunneling and slugging

+rep continue training nurse boi <3 But with good internet pls Kappa

+Rep best lovely killer in dbd

hey, sorry i saw your profile and i just thought you looked cute in your picture, i really wanted to tell you that)) it's really rare to see cute boys playing video games haha! i don't know its a girl thing honestly im like really against feminism and like ill be the one in the kitchen making sandwiches. we should really play DBD sometimes its a really cool horror game with a lot fo scary moments, hopefully you can protect me ;) sorry that wasnt flirting i swear im just trying to be friendly i really like your profile picture sorry was that too far? really sorry im really shy i don't go out much haha add me on skype we should talk more you look really nice and fun xxx

-rep tryhard

-rep u lil ♥♥♥♥♥<3

+rep kinda cute ngl

+rep

In japan we don't say 'I love you' we say 乇乂ㄒ尺卂 ㄒ卄丨匚匚

quite possibly the smartest guy i know!

-rep ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ killer and noob :3

чувак, ворота были закрыты, сомневаюсь,что я бы успела их открыть...

-rep slugging noob kid, but rank 1

-rep Nurse tryhard

cute nerdy gamer confirmed.

Can you add me?

add

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I'm ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ sick of being made fun of for masturbating.

I mean what the hell is the big deal about sex? You're just sticking your ♥♥♥♥ in a mushy slab of meat, big ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ whoop. I wasted my entire senior year doing that, and all I wasn't even allowed to put the ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ work experience on my CV.

Then there's the limitations. "oh, I'm too hot!" "I had a rough day!", "It hurts big brother!" There's always a good excuse for everyone to ♥♥♥♥♥ and moan, and nothing ever comes out of it. And that's not even taking into consideration the ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ charade we go through for ten minutes of miserable sex, and the ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ fortune you have to drop for flowers, dinner, sleeping pills, chocolates, etc...

And don't get me started about that 'intimacy' ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥. You're rubbing against each other, like a pair of brain-dead orangutangs, and you expect me to think it's romantic? If I knew all it would take for people to accept some gross, sweaty, mess was to come up with a sappy adjective, I might have actually showered for English class.

No, in the end masturbation is everything sex isn't. It's fun, relaxing, and I don't have to move and change my name everytime I'm done. It's everything I wanted, and I don't think I'm ever going back.

So if you're like me; a conventionally attractive but non-athletic person with poor eyesight, who hasn't taken any self defence courses and doesn't live near any sort of law enforcement, PM me your address, and together, we can start making a difference.

u are trash

+rep Cool killer, super chill

+rep Good and fair killer :)

boosted at battlefront

+red i cant forget you best player what i have ever seen

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