o.o ..... <.< .... O.o... Hold on, lady. You... are a.. girl gamer? Shifts in chair, tugging at collar >.> A fine, alluring lady such as yourself... Also has an intellectual side? With your ravishing, simply bewitching beauty, you pull me in...And then you penetrate my level of understanding of perfection..By informing me that you, are indeed, a girl gamer, who plays Minecraft!!! O.O My beautiful lady. I will treat you right forever, I will cherish and treasure you, I will mine you diamonds and protect you from Endermen. My lady.. be my player two....

hello! sorry for scare, but just notice profile on the Steam Community. you know how hard it are to find girls who play video game nowadays??? well, Im glad I stumble apon this little prof cause I gotta say.... ur prety cute!! ^^ ((sorry for scare, no trouble ) well... I was wondering if u wanted to play tf2 with me (Im a plat sniper, so I can carry my little princes if need. =-}) CUZ I really want someone to pub wit me.. hey hey, maybe even I could get you unusual as little gift. you like Buring? Me too, me too. anyways any, do you maybe have Skype? (no scare. no scare, I iust like meating eye to eye.) if we skype, I think we could have some good buddy commucation. :)) ( i can even turn down my dubstep music in the background if you want...) add me if you want please, I jsit need friend maybe even girlfriend, to play video with.m I can be the perfect guy for you, trust!! ill buy whatever, do whatever, okay?? jsit pick up that phone and CALL. :)

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hey, sorry i saw your profile and i just thought you looked cute in your picture. i really wanted to tell you that)) It's really rare to see girls playing video games haha! I don't know why it's a guy thing honestly im like really against misogyny and like ill be the one in the kitchen making sandwiches. We should really play l4d2 sometime its a really cool zombie game with a lot of scary moments, but don't worry ill be there to protect you ;) sorry that wasnt flirtring i swear im just trying to be friendly i really like your profile picture sorry was that too far? Really sorry i'm really shy i don't go out much haha add me on skype we should talk you look really nice and fun xxx

waifu

I wish I could meet every person I play with in league and just beat the living ♥♥♥♥ out of them. I don't care if they are a 5th grader from a less privileged household who saved up money cutting people's lawns for five years and then finally bought a Walmart laptop so he could play ranked league of legends and go top with yasuo and die 14 times ten minutes into the game only to find me walking through his door after we forfeit at 15 minutes to kick his ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ skull in and ♥♥♥♥ his sorry excuse for a laptop in the ass

ban handrew

it looked like my ♥♥♥♥ was about to fly off to Syria and finally end all this fighting ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ I was amazed i found a new safe way to use my penis until it all went balls up the ball bearing in the main spinner seized and the spinner stopped dead but because it was spinning so fast previously it gripped and caused friction its left a huge blister on my bell end i cant have a piss or anything i have been to the doctors and he said he has loads of people in Injured by these “toys". Share and spread awareness these are out to kill us and it wont be long until it happens!

DO NOT BUY FIDGET SPINNERS!! DEATH TRAP!! Please do not be tempted to buy one of these spinners!!! Caused me nothing but hassle since I bought the ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ bastard thing. It started off ok spinning it round on various fingers listening to the fast rolling ball-bearings spin around. It was quite satisfying and I found faith, peace and harmony in my new fidget spinner. As with anything new you experiment with it so I was pottering round the house spinning it on random ♥♥♥♥ like the kitchen tap and on top of the salt and pepper grinder, I even span it on top of me cats head he was ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ loving it, wagging his tail and purring. All was well and good I loved this new trendy stress relieving gadget! Until one night i was home alone really really bored out my mind. Girlfriend was at work house to myself yano.. i thought ♥♥♥♥ it am gunna do it i lay there on my bed and put the fidget spinner on the end of my knob and gave it a massive spin it was ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ awesome i loved it was going soo fast

I know we don't really talk, but I came to wish you a Merry Christmas, and a Happy New Year.

It's just an illusion: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NOeNMrDCBNs

DAWG

Oxford comma likes my dog's face.

New new picture.

Hi.

love the picture

Boom, new picture.

Yep.

Boom! I see your sporting the [FFN]

ok

mkay