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We are involved in: money laundering, racketeering, extortion, arms trafficking, human trafficking, arson, fraud, murder, drug trafficking, assassination, assault, auto theft, blackmailing, car bombing, contract killing, infiltration of politics, illegal gambling, kidnapping, police corruption, political corruption, theft, witness intimidation, witness tampering, political murder. Need Kavkaz Bratva services bratan? Contact Kavkaz Abrek and see if he can help. KAVKAZ BRATVA, KAVKAZ EDIN KAVKAZ SILA ETO KAVKAZ BRAT ZA BRATA.

Kavkaz Bratva allies are: Imarat Kavkaz, Turkish Mafia, Pakistani Mafia, Afghan Mafia, Macedonian Mafia, Lebanese Mafia, Bosnian Mafia, Albanian Mafia, Uzbek Mafia, Kyrgiz Mafia, Turkmen Mafia, Tatarstan Mafia, Tajik Mafia, Kurdish Mafia, Kazakh Mafia. We are currently at war with Russian Mafia, Ukrainian Mafia, Serbian Mafia, Jewish Mafia, Algerian Mafia.

Current leader is Chechen warlord and leader of the paramilitary group Imarat Kavkaz, Islam Allahovich Muslimov better known as Kavkaz Abrek, together with thieves in law: Aslan Usoyan better known as Ded Khasan, Zakhariy Kalashov better known as Shakro Molodoi, Tariel Oniani, Nadir Salifov known as Lotu Guli, Rovshan Janiyev, Jaba Ioseliani, Hikmet Mukhtarov, Razhden Shulaya also known as Roma, Nikolay Suleimanov, Khozh-Ahmed Noukhayev, Movladi Atlangeriyev, Mustafa Shidayev, Tengiz Kitovani, Otari Kvantrishvili.

Welcome to Kavkaz Bratva, coming from former USSR formed from thieves in law, we are the strongest and biggest ethnic mafia in Europe formed from: Armenians, Azeris, Georgians, Lezgins, Abkhazians, Ossetians, Circassians, Chechens, Avars, Dargins, Kumyks, Laks, Tabarasans, Nogais, Dagestans, Ingushs, Balkars, Karachays. We Operate in: Germany, France, USA, Italy, Sweden, Canada, Russia, Serbia, Bosnia, Croatia, Albania, Austria, Belgium, Ireland, UK and throughout both Western and Eastern Europe and in parts of Asia, Africa, Middle East.

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Who killed captain alex?

amogus

amongus?

såg han på handicapstoan vid jönköpings centrum. Han viskade genom dörrglipan och fråga mig om en blow. Jag svara SJÄLVKLART

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OMFG Donald Blumpf isn't the president anymore so i'd appreciate if you'd stop being so racist and transphobic towards me!

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I've been trying to contact you regarding your boiler, I'm not going to be able to look at it just yet as I'm on a break.

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this man will suck yo ♥♥♥♥ for hour of risk of rain game play

Ok, this is ABSOLUTE ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥. I went to take a test in class yesterday, and when I saw some sexy looking quadratics, my boner engaged. I closed my eyes, and I TORE my ♥♥♥♥ to shreds, using whip like motions and pulled with great force. That was one of the best nuts I ever had, just thinking about it now gets me riled up. Thing is, I nutted all over the kid sitting right next to me, and the teacher got all pissed at me, screaming at me for jacking off on a classmate. I told that ♥♥♥♥♥ to shut the ♥♥♥♥ up, and that jacking off is a natural, artistic, and beautiful process. He should BE HAPPY that my semen is all over him, maybe he can learn a lesson or two about the culture and art of jacking off. HOWEVER, the teacher didn't agree with me. She KICKED ME OUT of the classroom, and I didn't even finish taking the test. Either make the equations less sexy, or LET ME jack off in your classroom, ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥.

This only makes you harder. A second wave comes out from your penis. All of this energy you have used up now makes your frail heart go into cardiac arrest. Your head begins to feel faint, and you see the nurse spluttering on the floor, gasping for air under your sickly ♥♥♥. This is the last thing you see before you flat line. Death. The horniest thing of all. With shattering force, your corpse lets go one last shot of semen.

You are on your deathbed. The heart-rate monitor beeps twice every second, a reminder that you are still alive, still on this hellish earth. You long for the pleasure that death will bring, the pleasure that rotting away underground in your coffin will bring. But then you get a devilish idea. With all of your might, you ferociously grab your ♥♥♥♥ and start beating it. As you continue, you feel your heart start to give up, as all of your energy is focused on your hands fondling your throbbing ♥♥♥♥. The monitor now is only beeping once per second. Your nurse rushes over to see what is happening. And then, you finally let go. ♥♥♥ explodes out of your ♥♥♥♥ at the speed of light, right into the nurse's mouth, making her choke.

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Earlier today I was really horny, and I saw what I thought to be a blank dvd. I thought, DVDs have a tight hole, they might feel pretty good. So I put my soft pp into the hole of the DVD, and for a few seconds as I started getting harder, it felt pretty good, but then, once I was fully erect, it started being painful. My pp was stuck in the dvd, and I had to break it in half to get if out. It was then when I flipped the broken dvd over and realized that it was not a blank dvd, but a copy of the movie UP.

Well guys, guess I ♥♥♥♥♥♥ up.

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I caught this guy ♥♥♥♥ing my girlfriend last week. I’m still ♥♥♥♥♥♥ about it but there’s nothing I can do. She loves him. I knew she was acting weird because she kept staying out late and coming home with taco sauce on her blouse. During sex she’d scream to give her my five dollar foot long, but I’m only 3 inches and five dollars is way too much for what I’m giving. One day I came home to find her getting plowed against the wall by this dude. He had her hair in one hand and a taco bell cheesy gordita crunch in the other. I tried to fight him, but he slapped me so hard it broke every window in the house. This dude’s a stone cold pimp and I can’t do anything to hurt him, so I can only hope he breaks her heart one day like she broke mine. Subscribed, and I would really love to see a review on the baconator from wendy’s thanks.

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Thank you very much for your kind message, Mr. Zurxo.

När din mamma drar undan gardinerna i ditt rum på morgonen så skriker du:"TEAMFLASH, JÄVLA NOOB"
När du äter byter du snabbt från kniv till gaffel och tillbaka.
När du ska gå till skolan tar du genast fram kniven för att kunna springa fortare.
När du skriker: "SLUTA BLOCKA JÄVLA NOOBS" i kön till maten.
När du tror tror att skyltdockorna i affären är folk som har laggat fast.
När du skriker:"NEED BACKUP!"på prov.
När väckarklockan piper så springer du genast och hämtar verktygslådan för att defusa.

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Hey man, I got some spare trading cards if you need or want any, I remember you send me some spare cards in the past so let me know if you want any, just check my inventory :)

After a good game of Nekopara, i added him because he seemed like a cool guy. We got chatting, over the next couple of months we became good friends. Lots of banter, lots of great Cat girls and most importantly true friendship.
I invited him to my house for a Cat girl cosplay party. He said he was coming so i was looking forward to meeting him in real life.
When he arrived at my house, he pushed me against the wall and started nibbling my ear, i felt his hard ♥♥♥♥ thrust against my leg. I punched him and then 1 tapped him. Turns out he was gay. Don't trust this guy.

omfg what u talkin bout we're 50/50 in warband fam u dont even know fam go ♥♥♥♥ urself ♥♥♥♥♥ole

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In AD2101 War was beginning
Captain: What happen ?
Mechanic: Somebody set up us the bomb.
Operator: We get signal.
Captain: What !
Operator: Main screen turn on.
Captain: It’s you !!
CATS: How are you gentlemen !!
CATS: All your base are belong to us.
CATS: You are on the way to destruction.
Captain: What you say !!
CATS: You have no chance to survive make your time.
CATS: Ha ha ha ha …
Operator: Captain !!
Captain: Take off every ‘ZIG’!!
Captain: You know what you doing.
Captain: Move ‘ZIG’.
Captain: For great justice.

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Absolutely no need for that.

After a good game of LOL, i added him because he seemed like a cool guy. We got chatting, over the next couple of months we became good friends. Lots of banter, lots of great LOL and most importantly true friendship.
I invited him to my house for a LOL party. He said he was coming so i was looking forward to meeting him in real life.
When he arrived at my house, he pushed me against the wall and started nibbling my ear, i felt his hard ♥♥♥♥ push against my leg. I punched him and then 1 tapped him. Turns out he was gay. Don't trust this guy.

Wow zurxo you're so sweet I'm sorry I called u a nerd xd

After a good game of CSGO, i added him because he seemed like a cool guy. We got chatting, over the next couple of months we became good friends. Lots of banter, lots of great CSGO and most importantly true friendship.
I invited him to my house for a arma lan party. He said he was coming so i was looking forward to meeting him in real life.
When he arrived at my house, he pushed me against the wall and started nibbling my ear, i felt his hard ♥♥♥♥ push against my leg. I punched him and then 1 tapped him. Turns out he was gay. Don't trust this guy.

What should I do my lord?

Destroy the child.
Corrupt them all.

I know my friend, but I prefer "gay" or "homosexual" at least. But thank you for leaving such a nice midnight sky on my profile page!

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FÖR MYCKET PASTA PÅ DIN PROFIL TBH XD

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The real game here is life itself, because we're all inside a simulation run by the illuminati (((globalist))) machine. Why do you think they turned the Matrix directors into women? They got too close to the truth.