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85.8 hrs on record (75.7 hrs at review time)
Best game.
Best graphics, best performance, best speed.
Runs on a toaster, looks like Crysis, has mods.
If you like fast you'll like this. If you like slow go watch a movie.
Posted November 24, 2016.
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7.0 hrs on record (6.9 hrs at review time)
The best Souls game.
Posted October 22, 2015.
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13 people found this review helpful
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1.4 hrs on record (0.3 hrs at review time)
Early Access Review
Pretty slow, very (very) floaty. I guess there's room for improvement since it's still in development, but don't expect "the PC equivalent to Smash".
Artstyle is subjective, and my subjective opinion is that it looks like a bad Newgrounds game. They would have been better hiring a decent pixel artist and passing it off as a "retro aesthetic".
Some of the characters are pretty cool, but they all feel pretty much the same to play.
It's not terrible, though. I'm sure there's a lot of fun to be had, but the press has been giving it way too much credit.
Posted January 17, 2015.
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