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I’ve been thinking and remember in the season 2 of Spongebob, episode 22b, Bossy Boots, when Pearl remakes the Krusty Krab and makes it hip and she wants Spongebob to serve salads but he doesn't know how to make one? and Spongebob, confused, asks himself the now iconic question; “what the heck is a sal-ad?". Well, in season 1, episode 10a, “Culture Shock”, (24 episodes later), Mr. Krabs hosts a talent show and at the Krusty Krab’s free SALAD BAR, people start throwing tomatoes at Squidward. How could Spongebob claim to have no prior knowledge of salads or what they are or how to make them or even know how to pronounce the word if Mr. Krabs has had a salad bar in the restaurant since almost day one? This all fits in with my theory that Mr. Krabs is a sith lord who’s been messing with Spongebob’s mind, periodcally erasing his memories and taking advantage of his naivete in order to gain a foothold on the public of Bikini Bottom through spongebob’s fry cook skills!

I was sitting at my computer one night enjoying some German Dungeon Porn. When my mother walks in: there was silence, nothing moved. After what seemed like eternity she approached me and said go upstairs or you will be late for the anniversary for the first time you masturbated. I nodded and went upstairs in the middle of my living room stood a large cake covered in rainbow sprinkles and pink frosting. Breathlesly I approached donning my masturbation bib. However as I got within three feet of the cake It burst apart in a shower of Rainbows and dirty prostitutes. From the epicenter of the explosion arose a naked Morgan Freeman. He turned slowly to me and said "come here boy take my hand." I swallowed and grabbed his hand, and he transformed into a glorious black panther. He told me to hang on and he would show me the universe. It was the greatest anninversary of my first masturbation ever.

I, a carbon based life form conceived of an indistinguishable amount of atoms composed of protons, electrons and neutrons created by specimen evolved from biomolecule matter, received a neurological message transmitted from multiple neuron cells that transmitted electrical impulses along their axons, that another form of carbon based life closely related to the homosapien has delivered to me under Latin tongue through invisible waves knows as "sound" transmitted from the mucous membrane stretched across the larynx knows as "vocal chords" that an anonymous individual under the alias of "X", one of the 26 letters of the English alphabet, used for the purpose of representing ones hidden personal name given at birth. Throughly plans to proceed with giving you a physical item composed of said atoms of unknown isotopes on an undisclosed date made up of the Gregorian calendar and time of the standardized 24 hour clock.

X gon give it to ya

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=F9wpezqKFnA#t=15.90634

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