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People don't normally post things on here.

Praise the sun

So iJustine called me and told me things. Anything you want to tell me?

I'm white. I'm so white. Why is this tuna?

Hey. How's it going? It's been a while since I bothered you, so I guess this would be a good time. Anyway, I would just like you to know that since the CEO of your parent company has pulled a Hasselhoff, I'll be gradually buying up the cheap ass stocks, which by now cost less than the paper the invoice containing confirmation of the transaction that I received this morning was printed on, printed out from the brand new golden e-mail machine in my office. Just thought you should know that I'm going to be owning your ass shortly. Bye.

So now I ask you: WHY DID YOU DO THIS THING? I DIDN'T EVEN ORDER THIS.

When I examined the barrels, I found that they carry your organization's logo. The delivery man confirmed this after having me sign a copy of Fighting Frogs or something, before giggling uncontrollably and riding off.

I am a reasonable human being. I work off the notion that logic brings order and peace. I was actually pondering this as I stepped outside this morining just in time to see the last of 356,233 barrels of toxic waste being delivered to my property. When I questioned the delivery personnel, they covered their ears and made donkey noises until I left them alone.

It has a label that clearly states a three year refund and support warrenty. The machine has been sent back to the plant 7 times despite 5 being the lemon limit. It does nothing except expel camel urine. What the ♥♥♥♥ am I supposed to do with 398 gallons of camel urine. HOW DOES IT PRODUCE THAT MUCH WHEN THE MAXIMUM VOLUME IS 13 LITERS????!!!!!

Bro, I got this doomsday thingy left over from a year ago, and now I want a refund.

Sophistry (n.) a plausible but false argument intended to mislead others.

best ever :]

There is a ♥♥♥♥ on my steam page.

you are a big fat poopy head!

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Thanks, man!

I didn't like L4D, so why would I buy L4D2?

Hey, you should get l4d2. It's on sale. Slacker.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RhrdIhh-mh0

Yeah, it's pretty good. It can be a little bit frustrating, but enjoyable.

Yeah, I was going to ask you if Deadly Shadows is any good, but I was like "It's $3, whatever. It can't be worse than Mirror's Edge" and bought it.

You got a Thief game! Awesome!

<3

Wait, what were you doing palying Deus Ex?

I am the game.

DOKTERRRRRRRRRRRRRR!

Hey, at least I can afford a manicure.

IF YOUR DOOM DEVICE DOES NOT WORK OR YOUR THE ANTI-MAGIC FIELD GENERATOR IS NOT UP TO YOUR STANDARDS, LEARN TO USE IT. IT IS NOT MY FAULT THAT YOU BOUGHT A PRODUCT THAT YOU DO NOT UNDERSTAND. PERHAPS YOU SHOULD BE A BETTER SUPERVILLAIN.

Hey, this doom device is a microwave with like fiddy LEDs taped to it and the anti-magic field generator is blender full of what appears to be gerbil feed. What gives?

YOU SHALL RECEIVE THE DOOM DEVICE AS PROMISED AS WELL AS THE ANTI-MAGIC FIELD GENERATOR AS A FREE GIFT!

I'm waiting for that doom device I ordered.