Recent reviews by wangsbig

a uniquely bad gaming experience brought to you by the company that killed the battle arena genre

this game is like being in an abusive relationship with a horrible man that you keep going back to because hey he's not that bad and remember that one time we had fun together, on drake bridge? we kept all our souls that day. all our hopes, our dreams.

we were so young.

he never changes of course. your nights are spent crying. never again, you say. you're just like my father demons souls. and then the next morning he surprises you with a new sword ('its balder, baby') and he has you all over again.

maybe he's changed. maybe things will be different now.


anyway I give it 9/10 enormous penises

finally my decision to duo-major in theoretical physics AND boring videogame playing is coming into fruition

the hearts arent the only thing that's rusty in this anime beat-em-up (the ability of the developers to make a game that is not garbage is also rusty)

when my few remaining loved ones gather at my funeral weeks from now they will look back, tears in their eyes and say "this is where he went wrong"

YOUVE ACTIVATED MY TRAP CARD *never has sex*

multiplayer hannah montana