i made it. i survived the apocalypse. w00t

aay i'm well! i hope you're kicking ass still

AAAYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY

aayyyyyyyyyyyyy

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5IzEncyqfgw
<3

Cocaine is a hell of a drug.

Man I love cocaine

hey HEY, 80 days to figure out why my computer broke is perfectly natural..... :*(

https://media.giphy.com/media/gOH54eiriYIwM/giphy.gif

*poke*

BIG RED NOOOOOOOOO

OH GOD WHY PLS NO

You're a meow~

don't tell me how to live my life!!

dude, you should NOT be sleeping!

cool (you)

hey kid, i work for half life, gimme yo password!
-not doc

STOP ACTING DIFFERENT!

yes.

If horrific means to make horrible, does terrific mean to make terrible?

bleh

pffff

Hi.

ahahah

i think you someone just farted. i'll give you 2 hints; 1st- it wasn't me, and B) it was you

listen you, i'll make you fart

HEY. HEY DOC. BUTTSEX

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IIEVqFB4WUo

boom, how does it feel that i just dropped this on ya

what, the hell? the hell did you go??

Hope you guys are doing well!

i heard old iberia was better than new iberia... o.0

hey meow, never trust a cat with more lives than sense

Hey, i know Zombro/Cake and Brandy, and Nips. Just tough i'd add you!

Sorry computer crashed. I'll catch you two next time

Hi :D

This does not help my piss stained carpet

I am somewhat sorry for posting this here Emily, but you need to see this. When I saw this kid Urethra's pic, first thought, true first thought...♥♥♥♥♥♥. Look at him for one second I swear to god you will get that vibe too. I just added him to tell him that...idk if you can send a private message, but either way, after seeing his pic my new temporary obsession is telling him that he just looks....like...wtf...its so deformed that i can't even come up with another word than...♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ his face....it's all jacked up.

This is what the devil plays before he goes to sleep
Some food for thought, this food for death, go ahead and ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ eat
My father's dead, well I don't know, we'll never ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ meet
I cut my wrist and play piano cause I'm so depressed
Somebody call the pastor, this bastard is so possessed
This meeting just begun, ♥♥♥♥♥ I'm Satan's son

Sorry I left ya hangin' like that. I went to go do somethin' and got caught up in it faster than you can say "Laggy, get'cho ass back here!"

No, this is Patrick.

is this the krusty krab?

Every time that I see you
No matter how you try to define it
I have been broken too many times
So much emotion too long confined has
Weakened the wall that protects you
Just stop with all of your little deliberate problems with your life
Enough of all the crippling, terrible pain we feel inside
Step back a moment, remember how the miracle started in our life
Take back the torment; I won't be enjoying this moment knowing that
All that you want is to criticize
Something for nothing
I know that
All that we want is to feel inside
Some kind of comfort
And all that we've done
We can hide
We'll be the best in the world

I guess I'll make it clear now
We all hate ourselves
Sleep is all the fun I had
I need more now
I'll drive myself insane before I've driven everyone away
If I could walk from one end of this bar
'til I hit the floor
If I could walk from one end of this town to the other
(It never goes away)?
The only reason people try to talk to each other is 'cause they gotta say something that is smarter than what the other one said
Everyone's ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ crazy
People never listen to what you have to say
'Cause they're so damn scared
That you'll be smarter than them one day
Everyone's ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ crazy
But I just hate these fluorescent lights
If I could walk from one end of this bar and cell
I'd hit the floor
If I could walk from one end of this town to the other
I wouldn't go anywhere at all
I could talk to you and you could talk to me
I would say anything at all
I could talk to you and you could look at me
I would say anything at all

The only reason people try to talk to each other is 'cause they gotta say something that is smarter than what the other one said
Everyone's ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ crazy
People never listen to what you have to say
'Cause they're so damn scared
That you'll be smarter than them one day
Everyone's ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ crazy
But I just hate these fluorescent lights

He asks if Im ready, I say now more than ever. He lifts my legs over his shoulder, and penetrates me. I accept him easily and with no discomfort. He starts havign sex with me and the connection between us is overpowering! The sex is the best I ever had. For this short time I get to feel what its like to be a woman.

He ♥♥♥♥ in me, causing me to get pregnant. I ahve his baby and we never fall out of love, but have a wonderful life forever. x 1000

I know this is whacky but there are even whackier fantasies out there. So share them!!

What's your ultimate fantasy?

Mine is to meet another guy, who is wonderful. He treats me well and is totally in love with me, and will never cheat on me. We go out for an amazing dinner and have the best evenign ever. Then he takes me to a very prominent hotel, where we take a bubble bath together Then we get out and he dries me off, and escorts me onto the bed.

He kisses me all over my neck, telling me how much he loves me. At this point I develop breasts lol. He kisses them too. He lays me back, and lowers his head, kissing the inside of my thighs, and very slowly workign his way towards the penis. He softly kisses that, and then takes it into his mouth and ever so gently sucks on it. I quiver with pleasure loving every moment of it.

how do i make vagina loose?

hawt