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Me would like to join your group please (=^-ω-^=)
Oh, and hello.
Camera pans around the small square dorm room and brightness is increased. The room is covered with pieces of paper- letters. Some are stained, wet, ripped, wrinkled, and worn out. Some words are in bold: MINECRAFT, LEFT 4 DEAD, HOMESTUCK, KATAWA SHOUJO.
Zoom in to ME's eyes.
Flashback to times of ME and YOU derping off.
Flashback ends with YOU leaving a scream of pain after a spider in MINECRAFT hits you for the last time.
Zoom into ME's fist clenching.
ME runs out the door, hastily grabbing ME's bag with papers flying out.
"I left my laundry unattended."
[car horn startles ME]
[ME looks up to see a bus driver peering at him from the driver's seat]
"Sir, are you boarding?"
[ME takes a deep breath]
"Yes."
Only 30 minutes later did ME realize that he had forgotten to leave food out for his dogs.
"...♥♥♥♥."
((Your move))
"Bro do you even lift?"
[ME erupts in laughter once more, pain begins to set in as one too many laughs force their way out of ME's chest and more tears flow]
Chuckling, ME wipes a tear from his cheek. "Jesus, that was good." Setting the letter aside, ME turns to the two dogs sitting patiently on the white tile. "I'll be back, alright?" Both dogs comically tilt their heads toward the side at the same time, eliciting another chuckle from ME. Slinging a messenger bag over his shoulder, ME steps outside the door, eager to clear his head.
Camera pans from the sky into the window of a single dorm room (top floor)
Close up of http://i.imgur.com/1PozIAV.png
ME is a tall dark and stunningly handsome and sexy and fabulous male with a defined jawline and wonderous chin. ME is currently an art college junior, tortured by the heartache of ME's long distance on-and-off again love, YOU. ME is a semi-depressed yet cheerful spirit, whose one true love is YOU. ME hails from 4chan, and also ships and reads fanfics of every couple. ME is suffering to put ME's thoughts onto letters, which ME sends to YOU every month. ME is actually a ratchet hot mess, gilded with manners and chivalry.
[ME is sitting at desk, surrounded by a dark room, with only the light of a small lamp]
[ME looks down at a single sheet of paper with some words]
YOU is a recent art college graduate, struggling to pay rent. YOU is a kind and caring person, hiding real emotions. YOU are lonely, in a city full of people. YOU draws fanart and Tumblrs all day, only stopping to take YOU's tiny two dogs out for a walk. YOU wonders why ME is so clingy. YOU cannot escape the firm grasp of ME's love. YOU reads every letter sent to YOU and always promises to not respond, but YOU always writes back anyway.
Camera sets upon the single, big wide window of YOU's studio.
[YOU's image to be added later]
[YOU is sitting on the window sill reading the letter]
[YOU clenches heart]
Camera zooms in on YOU's face
[Single tear rolls down YOU's cheek]
ME has to go take a poop and will write the rest later.
And our story begins.
-Peeing in the shower. by Klep.