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Redundancy is the unnecessary use of either needless, tautological, pleonastic, superfluous or unnecessary text, by which one repeats, in duplication, the same, identical, aforesaid things over and over and over and over and over again, beyond what would be needed or required to explain, or make comprehensible, the intended or signified meaning of that which one wishes to convey. These things can be and most likely will be referred to as being redundant. Typically, it is usually common in redundancy to repeat, sometimes with different phrasing or words, the same idea or reasoning, thus restating one's thoughts, sometimes paraphrasing oneself and effectively saying the same thing twice, or double, or thrice, or three times, or triply so, or a small handful of times, or any number of excessive, unnecessary restatements greater than value that is the value of one.

It's all the bad ♥♥♥♥ that gets on the news, man. It's always the bad ♥♥♥♥. When was the last time you heard this: "Today a young man on acid shoots and kills entire family, more at 5." Then you watch the report and it's some 23 year old guy who fell off it porch. Just once, Just ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ once, I want the honest report, the real report: "Today a young man realized that all matter is merely energy condensed to a slow vibration, that we are all one consciousness experiencing itself subjectively, there is no such thing as death, life is only a dream, and we are the imagination of ourselves." I didn't even need a good damn teleprompter for that one. Where's my anchor position, Fox, ABC? Whee the ♥♥♥♥ is it?

Raocow
A fanfic I wrote about I person I don't actually know. [gaming.calculatedchaos.com]