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what's the deal with poop socks nowadays. anyways his mom found his poop sock

Do you seriously spend over 40 hours (not minutes) a week playing video games? Can't tell if you're joking. If not then... wow. The only game I could play for 40 hours is nfl 18 and that's because I enjoy kicking other people's asses (I have a natural instinct for strategy games and high-level thinking). But I can't because I'm an adult unlike y'all I presume. Damn high school was fun :/ minus the detentions for picking on the nerds, haha.

This profile offends me as a vegan transgender atheist German engineer who vapes organic decaffeinated compressed soy breast milk on the regular and a person who does Indian naked crossfit yoga 5 times per week. I'm also a male feminist and identify myself as a pastafarian Apache helicopter dog who serves only to one master: my chihuahua which I helped cross the border of Mexico because I hate Donald Trump. My dog also walks me, if you find that weird you're an arrogant ignorant homophobic globaphobic sexist.

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Ok I am looking for a person that plays minecraft all the time and is good at it im somwhere at the age of 12 10 11 (I am not that dumb to put my real age lol)
I would like if a few people would frieng me to play because i want to play Ultra Hardcore minigames stuff like that with atleast 3 other people i am willing to play most of the time.
now time i talk about some stuff you might want to know.....I do have a mic i can get teamspeak if u want i have hamachi i sound like a sqweeker on the mic but im not its just my mic and i do not have skype
if you took the time to read this message i hope you do add me and play thank you.

The Metal Dan is a sex act. It is most often performed by older men (usually middle aged) on children (usually under the age of 12, and most often male), however, a man can perform it upon anyone. This sex act begins with the male using a razor blade to widen the victim's anus, in order to penetrate it. The man then deposits his seed into the opened anus, after which he forces the victim to defecate into his mouth. After swallowing the mixture of feces, blood, and semen, he then vomits back into the anus from whence it came. The man then penetrates it once more, so that his penis is sufficiently covered in blood, semen, feces, and vomit, at which point he forces the victim to deep-throat his penis.

cutest black man i've ever seen

waste of oxygen

OCEAN MAN 🌊 😍 Take me by the hand ✋ lead me to the land that you understand 🙌 🌊 OCEAN MAN 🌊 😍 The voyage 🚲 to the corner of the 🌎 globe is a real trip 👌 🌊 OCEAN MAN 🌊 😍 The crust of a tan man 👳 imbibed by the sand 👍 Soaking up the 💦 thirst of the land 💯

During my 4th year anniversary, I told my parents about "blurring my vision at will". They brought me to the optometrist and an ophthalmologist. Both failed to understand it was my eyes "unfocusing".

Before taking my first biology class, I sincerely thought my eyesight was an issue. I then realize the true issue was with the pleasure I gained in cannibalizing rude strangers.

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This guy shot up my school.

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On Monday my dad woke me up. "WAKE UP, WAKE UP!" He shouts "YOUR GOLDFISH IS DEAD!" I rushed over to the tank. He wasn't dead! It was just one of his tricks...

Its not too late to come back

straight outta chromosomes

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One does not simply play 1.2k hours of Gmod.

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Scroob 1v1 Real life

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I WanVeeWan yu

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