Recente recensies door >noderunner_

My mom asked why I’ve been making tire screeching sounds in the living room. She doesn’t understand. She doesn’t know. I’m not just playing a game, I’m living the drift.

A digital wasteland, this "game" named Banana, devised not by a creator but by a mercenary of profit. The cunning developer, a specter of avarice, sits in his high tower, casting a wide net of false hope and empty promises. Thousands, hapless and yearning, click endlessly upon the yellow fruit, envisioning the glitter of rare skins and fortune. Ah, but in the stark light of reality, what do they reap? A pittance, skins worth but $0.03, a cruel jest played on the weary masses.

The transaction, an alchemical transformation of labor into gold, benefits none but the trickster. For each trifling sale, a trinity of division: $0.01 to the player, $0.01 to the vast and omnipotent Steam, and $0.01 to the puppeteer himself. The player, left with a crumb, sees the mirage of wealth dissipate, while the developer, with each click, swells his coffers.

And what is this labor, this toil? A Sisyphean task, clicking upon the image of a banana, an absurdity, a mockery of what a game should be. The developer, a spider in his web, ensnares thousands in this futile exercise, profiting from their hope and their weariness.

Consider, if you will, the math of this charade. Each player, in the span of a day, collects 8 skins, valued at $0.24. Yet, after the voracious appetites of Steam and the developer have taken their bites, the player’s net gain is but $0.08. But the developer, ever the alchemist, transforms this multitude into riches: $0.08 times 42,000 souls, a daily harvest of $3,360.

Thus, the strategy, elegant in its cruelty, enriches the few at the expense of the many. It is a modern exploitation, a digital factory where the labor is invisible, the profits immense, and the fairness absent.

Ah, the figures may dance and shift, but the truth, the bitter truth, remains. The game Banana is a siphon, draining hope and effort from the masses to enrich a single soul.

https://steamcommunity.com/sharedfiles/filedetails/?id=2678538760

https://steamcommunity.com/sharedfiles/filedetails/?id=2678538760

https://steamcommunity.com/sharedfiles/filedetails/?id=2678538760

This game is basically an amalgimation of many popular games combined. It's often unpolished and buggy but still fun regardless. I hope one day I can come back to it after some updates and have a polished bug free experience.

Building your car is awesome, but once you start drifting it you quickly discover the physics feel awful.

Calling this game an open world experience is like calling a puddle an ocean.

https://steamcommunity.com/sharedfiles/filedetails/?id=2678538760

Visualize with me, a masterpiece, seamlessly blending the storytelling magic of classic D&D CRPGs with modern gameplay mechanics, incredible graphical fidelity, a beautiful soundtrack, and hundreds of hours of brilliant voice acting.

Envision an immersive world where your decisions aren't just choices; they're threads intricately woven into an epic narrative tapestry, offering a diverse and endlessly replayable story. Where your journey unfolds with absolute player agency, granting you the tools to roam freely, engage creatively, and forge your own personal path.

Picture a complete experience devoid of microtransactions, respecting you as a player and standing firm as a polished beacon of integrity in a sea of quick cash grabs drowning in predatory monetization. Fancy a company that leverages early access as a tool to refine the product, rather than a paltry ploy to reach early access into your wallet.

Now, stop fantasizing and play. Your adventure awaits - time to roll the dice!