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I ♥♥♥♥ing love you and it breaks my heart when i see you play with someone else or anyone commenting in your profile i just want to be your boyfriend and put a heart in my profile linking to your profile and have a walltext of you commenting cute things i want to play video games talk in discord all night and watch a movie together but you just seem so uninterested in me it ♥♥♥♥ing kills me and i cant take it anymore i want to remove you but i care too much about you so please i'm begging you to either love me back or remove me and NEVER contact me again it hurts so much to say this because i need you by my side but if you don't love me then i want you to leave because seeing your icon in my friendlist would kill me everyday of my pathetic life.

Dude, you have a lot to learn. I started out by being on the look out for women who are about to sit down at the food court, then I'd jump out of my chair and run up to them to pull their chair out. Yeah - you could say I made an impression. I moved on to throwing my coat on a puddle on a rainy day in front of girls - this one really made me stand out because it showed self sacrifice. Finally I started handing out tampons and pads to girls who didn't smile at me when I smiled at them (ie girls who were obviously on the rag). They didn't show it but I know I made their day with my caring nature. I mean I have yet to smash some puss but that's because I'm holding out for a 10/10 that is truly worthy of my seed. PM me if you need any tips, young one. Dark Ninja signing out

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o_O ..... <.< ..... O_o... Hold on, lady. You... are a.. girl gamer? Shifts in chair, tugging at collar >.> A fine, alluring lady such as yourself... Also has an intellectual side? With your ravishing, simply bewitching beauty, you pull me in...And then you penetrate my level of understanding of perfection...By informing me that you, are indeed, a girl gamer, who plays PS4 SMITE!!! o_O My beautiful lady.

I have a fetish for inflation. But not in the traditional sense, because I have a fetish for economic inflation. Ever since I was just a young boy, I have had wet dreams about the value of of a dollar going up. I now actively jerk off to the radioman when he announced that there has been an average raise of the value of gold, silver, and the American number, though sometimes just an average raise doesnt quite so it for me, and sometimes I dream about the value of money going down hundreds of thousands of precents. God I can only hope.

A girl.... AND a gamer? Whoa mama! Hummina hummina hummina bazooooooooing! eyes pop out AROOOOOOOOGA! jaw drops tongue rolls out WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF tongue bursts out of the outh uncontrollably leaking face and everything in reach WURBLWUBRLBWURblrwurblwurlbrwubrlwburlwbruwrlblwublr tiny cupid shoots an arrow through heart Ahhhhhhhhhhh me lady... heart in the shape of a heart starts beating so hard you can see it through shirt ba-bum ba-bum ba-bum ba-bum ba-bum milk truck crashes into a bakery store in the background spiling white liquid and dough on the streets BABY WANTS TO ♥♥♥♥ inhales from the gas tank honka honka honka honka masturabtes furiously ohhhh my gooooodd~”

I can’t imagine being weak and useless enough to break a bone. People who break bones are the scum of the earth. If I was a doctor I wouldn’t bother putting a cast on a broken bone, instead I would just kill the patient. How can someone who breaks a bone function in society, pathetic. A couple days ago a 4th grader asked me to sign his cast, I spat on him and pushed him to the ground. I can’t be bothered with non milk drinkers. A cast is the mark of a ♥♥♥♥♥ and a dysfunctional member of society, which is why I tell you; if I ever somehow break a bone (which I won’t because I drink a lot of milk) I want the redditor reading this to fly down to my location and murder me. All flight expenses will be paid by me. Thank you. Also I moan when I wipe my ass.

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today me 🙈💁🏻 and my daddy 😍💯👫 went to ➡️ the beach ⛱😍👙 Daddy 😍💦👫 said 💬 that I looked 👀👅 really hot 😍🔥 in my 🙈 cute pink 💖princess 👑 bikini 👙👀 and that I 💁🏻💖😍 was making daddy 👫👱🏿😍 really hard 🍆💦👀👅 he was angry 😡😡😩 at me 😍💁🏻😩💦 for making his big daddy ♥♥♥♥ 💦🍆🍆🍆 hard 🍆 in public ⛱😳🙈🙈 Daddy said 💬👱🏿💦 "I'm gonna punish you, princess" 👀😩💦🍆 I didn't know 🙈👅 what he was gonna do 👀😂💦 but I 💁🏻💕 was excited 👀😃💦 at the thought 💭💭 he said 💬👱🏿💖 "lay down, princess," 💬👑 "lay down on the hot sand" ⛱🔥 So I did 💁🏻 what daddy 👱🏿🍆💕 told me to do 💬👀💯💕💕 and I layed down 😩👅 it was 👍💦 sooo hot 😩🔥🔥 and daddy 👱🏿🙈 said that I had to stay there 😩💦 for 2️⃣ hours 😞

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Happy SPANKSgiving you turkey🦃 ass hoe I am thankful for that ass😛🍑 just like the pilgrims and the Indians🏕 you will😋 gobble🦃 gobble gobble on that ♥♥♥♥ ONLY if you send this to 1️⃣0️⃣ of your BADDEST HOEkies🦃😎 if you get 0️⃣ back you an ugly b*tch😐 if you get 5️⃣ back you a bad🙅 thot if you get 🔟 back you a thankful ass🍑 b*tch‼️ If you don't send this to 🔟 HOES you won't get ANY0️⃣ ♥♥♥♥ for DICKember❄️ and Santa🏼 will be giving you COAL🌑⛏ instead of HEAD😋

hey you 🦃turkey🦃 lurkey slut👅👅. it’s 🍂HOEvember🍂. you know what that means❓ 🕖time🕐 to gobble👏 gobble👏 gobble👏 on a big ol😜😜 ♥♥♥♥👌💋. back in 1️⃣4️⃣9️⃣2️⃣, our main ♥♥♥♥♥💁💁 Christopher Columbus👦🏻 and those slutty👙👠 pilgrims🏊🏊 had to 💦💦♥♥♥💦💦 2️⃣ America⛵️⛵️⛵️⚓️ in search🕵 of new ♥♥♥♥♥ to suck🐓🐓🐓. send this to 1️⃣0️⃣ of your sluttiest pilgrim 🌽🌽 ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ or you won’t get any 💦gravy💦 this year. Get 5️⃣ back and you’re a mashed potato hoe😟😟. get 1️⃣0️⃣ back and you’re a sexy stuffing slut😽😽. happy 🦃♥♥♥♥🐓 gobbling👄 thursday and get ready for big ◼️BLACK◼️ ♥♥♥♥ 🎅🏿FRIDAY🎅🏿

i deleted you because you were a fool, and a mortal. i only deal with immortals and geniuses. goodbye, fool

I deleted you because you were offline for a while. You can readd me whenever you like

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