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- rep. After hanging out at a party he asked for my Steam name. We had been chatting about VR porn games, he said I reminded him of his favorite character. He began to show up outside of my house, cooing at me, like a bird. I had to get a restraining order.

-rep After a good game in csgo, i added him because he seemed like a cool guy. We got chatting, over the next couple of months we became good friends. Lots of banter, lots of great CS and most importantly true friendship.
I invited him to my house for a csgo lan party. He said he was coming so i was looking forward to meeting him in real life.
When he arrived at my house, he pushed me against the wall and started nibbling my ear, i felt his hard wiener push against my leg. I pushed him and then gave him the 2 bop combo. Turns out he was gay. Don't trust this guy.

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