744kg of disappointment

Is this cat yours? I found him chooping around my house. I was like "what you doing here cat, this ain't no cat flat" and then he was like "meow". So i was like "what? That's not an answer to my question" then he was like "meow". Then i was like "I DONT HAVE ANY FISH!" then he was like "meow". So i was like "well, i guess i do but they are pet fish for glubglubbing not fish for nomnoming, ya know" and he was like "meow". So then i was all like "FINE, if you insist but you'll I can't just give them way for like nothing. I mean they are fish right, not nothing, you understand where i'm coming from right?" and then he was like "meow". So i was like "well i dunno, i mean these are fish, they do fish stuff and all you have is a collar. Can the collar even do ANY fish stuff? and he like "meow". Then I was like "OKEI OKEI, you make such a good case they should call you suit. Take my glubglubbers and be on your way" and then he said "meow". So what i'm trying to say is i got us a collar :Dyay