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Djungelskog Apr 6 @ 4:49pm

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FATCOCK Dec 25, 2020 @ 9:59am

HOE HOE HOE! DICKCEMBER IS HERE🎅🎁🎄🍆💯 IT’S THAT TIME🕑 OF THE YEAR📅📆! HAPPY HOELIDAYS!!! IF YOU GET THIS MESSAGE ✉️ YOU ARE ONE OF MY FAV HOLIDAY HOES 😏😏😏 ! SEND THIS 📲📲 TO 🔟 OF UR FAV HOES😈! IF YOU GET 5⃣ BACK🔙, YOU ARE ON THE NAUGHTY LIST 😏❌ 📝 IF YOU GET 7⃣ BACK🔙, YOU ARE A HOLIDAY HOE❄️⛄️! IF YOU GET ALL 🔟 BACK🔙 YOU GETTING A RIDE ON THAT XMAS ♥♥♥♥🔜 LIKE SANTA 🎅 ON HIS SLEIGH! 👀👀👀! DON’T FORGET TO SEND ONE BACK🔙!😜🎁!!!

Buttermort Oct 2, 2020 @ 10:31pm

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Buttermort Oct 31, 2019 @ 3:21am

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FATCOCK Jul 4, 2018 @ 6:08am

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FATCOCK Jan 31, 2018 @ 1:46pm

-rep has no body hair

Alakazam's Spoons Mar 19, 2017 @ 2:41pm

+rep great trader

Zelder Mar 19, 2017 @ 2:03pm

+rep fast and fair trader

FATCOCK Dec 27, 2016 @ 1:47am

🎶Dashing💨 through the ♥♥♥ 💦💧👅👅 in a one ♥♥♥♥♥♥💃💃 open legs👐, over🔁 the clit we go, moaning 😫 all the way. Balls🍆 in buttholes ring, making spirits bright🔥🔥, what fun it is to ride 🚀that ♥♥♥♥ 🍆💦and jizz😩💦 on her all night, HOE!!!! 🎶jingle clit jingle clit jingle all the way➡️, oh what fun it is to ride🚴 that big black ♥♥♥♥ 🍆all day HEY jingle clit jingle clit jingle all the way😝 oh what fun it is to ♥♥♥♥ 👉👌and lick 👅💦her jizz away. Send this to 👉1⃣2⃣🍆 of your sluttiest😝🍆💃 dickmas ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥🍆👅 in 6⃣9⃣ sexonds or Santa won’t ♥♥♥😩👊💦 for you this HOEliday season!! If you get 5 back ⬅️you’re a frosty ♥♥♥ slut. ❄️⛄️If you get 10 back you’re a peppermint ♥♥♥♥♥ princess .🍭😼👸 If you get 15 back you’re a candy cane clit licker👄👅. Have a merry merry clitmas and a slutty new year!!!!!!!!!!🎅🎄🎁🍆😩💦🍆👅

FATCOCK Dec 27, 2016 @ 1:35am

ya merry xmas idiot dumbass u feliz navidead 2 me

FATCOCK Sep 27, 2016 @ 9:17am

Só eu e o meu 💕paizinho💕 a brincar eu fiquei com fome🍆 então comecei a fazer beicinho 😞 Ele perguntou se eu queria uma coisa deliciosa 😍🍆 e eu perguntei o que era e ele disse que eram 💦meitinhas!💦 Sim! Sim!💕💦 Eu bebo-as!💦 Eu sorvo-as!💦 Engulo-as todas💦 😍 O meu 💘paizinho💘 fica 😊contente😊 e é tudo o que eu quero...💕💦😫 Mais de força! Mais de força! 😫💦💕 1 meitinha💦, 2 meitinhas💦💦, 3 meitinhas💦💦💦, 4💦💦💦💦 Eu sou a 👑princesa👑 do meu 💘pai💘 mas também sou uma putinha! 💟 Ele deixa-me molhadinha💗! Ele deixa-me contente💜! 💘💘💘Ele faz com que eu me sinta uma pequenina indecente!~ 💘💘💘 👑💦💘O-O que?!💘💦👑

FATCOCK Sep 24, 2016 @ 9:31am

Our father who art in heaven, Harambe be thy name. Your enclosure come, bad ♥♥♥♥ will be done, on earth as it is in Cincinnati zoo, give us this day our daily banana, and forgive us our trespasses as we forgive little kids that trespass our enclosures. Lead us not into temptation, but deliver us from stupid Americans, for harambe is the kingkong the power and the glory, forever and ever. Banana. Haramen.

FATCOCK Jul 14, 2016 @ 5:30pm

Not only are they extensively trained in bareback🍆 intercourse, but they have access to the entire arsenal of the sex 😈closet in my dungeon😈 and they will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ off the face of the continent, you little ♥♥♥♥. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ tongue🤐. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ idiot. My 👨‍👨‍👧daddies👨‍👨‍👧 will squirt cummies💦💦 all over you and you will drown in it. You’re ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ dead, ♥♥♥♥♥🖕🏻🖕🏻.

FATCOCK Jul 14, 2016 @ 5:30pm

You think you can get away with saying ♥♥♥♥ about my ❤️daddy❤️ over the Internet? Think again, ♥♥♥♥♥♥. As we speak I am contacting📞 my secret network of daddies👨‍👨‍👧 across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the cummy💦 storm, maggot. The 💦cummy storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your pu$$y. You’re ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ dead, ♥♥♥♥♥. My 👨‍👨‍👧 daddies can be anywhere, anytime, and they can ♥♥♥♥ you in over seven 💯hundred💯 ways💯, and that’s just with their ☝️🏻fingers☝️🏻 and tongues👅👅.

FATCOCK Jul 14, 2016 @ 5:30pm

What the ♥♥♥♥ did you just ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ say about my daddy😡😡, you little ♥♥♥♥♥? I’ll have you know he graduated top of his class in the Navy Daddies💋 , and he's been involved in numerous secret raids on my little pu$$y, and he has given me over 300💦 confirmed💦 cummies💦. He is trained in sexual💙 warfare and he is the top 🍆💦squirter💦 in the entire US bedroom forces. You are nothing to him but just another slut. He will ♥♥♥♥ you the ♥♥♥♥ up with power the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth🌎, mark my ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ words.

FATCOCK Dec 4, 2015 @ 4:33pm

HOE HOE HOE! DICKCEMBER IS HERE🎅🎁🎄🍆💯 IT’S THAT TIME🕑 OF THE YEAR📅📆! HAPPY HOELIDAYS!!! IF YOU GET THIS MESSAGE ✉️ YOU ARE ONE OF MY FAV HOLIDAY HOES 😏😏😏 ! SEND THIS 📲📲 TO 🔟 OF UR FAV HOES😈! IF YOU GET 5⃣ BACK🔙, YOU ARE ON THE NAUGHTY LIST 😏❌ 📝 IF YOU GET 7⃣ BACK🔙, YOU ARE A HOLIDAY HOE❄️⛄️! IF YOU GET ALL 🔟 BACK🔙 YOU GETTING A RIDE ON THAT XMAS ♥♥♥♥🔜 LIKE SANTA 🎅 ON HIS SLEIGH! 👀👀👀! DON’T FORGET TO SEND ONE BACK🔙!😜🎁!!!

FATCOCK Nov 8, 2015 @ 11:31am

how's the vampire diaries?

Ms.SophySticated Dec 24, 2014 @ 7:35pm

Merry Christmas and Happy New Year 2015!!!

FATCOCK Oct 21, 2014 @ 11:49am

20:48 - Slipstream: IMA DITCH U
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20:48 - EYO BABYGURL: its dish
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20:48 - EYO BABYGURL: giggles
20:48 - EYO BABYGURL: softly

FATCOCK Aug 13, 2014 @ 4:19am

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MrTummus Jun 20, 2014 @ 3:19am

I have to post on someone's wall to get a badge. Also gives me a chance to say I hope you're doing well you handsome stallion!

FATCOCK Jun 7, 2014 @ 5:05pm

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Post this on the walls of the 12 prettiest Girls you know...
If you get back 5 you're beautiful. ..
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FATCOCK May 7, 2014 @ 7:23am

u call dat a beard m8? i dont ♥♥♥♥♥ fhink so m8. dat looks like baby bottoms 2 me u ♥♥♥♥♥ ♥♥♥♥ lipped ♥♥♥♥.

Ms.SophySticated Dec 4, 2013 @ 3:59pm

Happy Birthday Dear!