On any one day
I'm accused of hacks
I find myself stressed
I've got to relax
And thus I present
What this forum lacks
A short little verse
My own ode to hacks.

You're shot through a wall
You're shot in the head
Damn those survivors
They're better off dead
But in the saferoom
They've not even bled
Behind is your corpse
With teeth full of lead.

You spawn a bit soon
Then headshot, +1
The match is over
Before it's begun
If you should wonder
How they spoil your fun
It's just an aimbot
Attached to their gun.

You can tell they cheat
So call out their act
It's not that you suck
(A matter of fact)
If shot from the air
Regardless of VAC
I'm telling you dude
It's gotta be hacks.

-CryptoCactus

Land of Bronze and Clockwork
Envoy of Action