Expert Wasted Life Studying Anteaters
Character Customization
Come with me to Apple Bees
PRINT MONEY
Fluffy potatoes make modem noises?
No Libertarian No Boogaloo
Party Rock!
500 Cigarettes
Bonjour, Gentlemen.
Avengers! Eat the bugs.

001 Follow God
002 Obey the law
003 Worship the Gods
004 Respect your parents
005 Be overcome by justice
006 Know what you have learned
007 Perceive what you have heard
008 Be yourself
009 Intend to get married
010 Know your opportunity
011 Think as a mortal
012 If you are a stranger act like one
013 Honour the hearth (or Hestia)
014 Control yourself
015 Help your friends
016 Control anger
017 Exercise prudence
018 Honour providence
019 Do not use an oath
020 Love friendship
021 Cling to discipline
022 Pursue honour
023 Long for wisdom
024 Praise the good
025 Find fault with no one
026 Praise virtue
027 Practice what is just
028 Be kind to your friends
029 Watch out for your enemies
030 Exercise nobility of character
031 Shun evil
032 Be impartial
033 Guard what is yours
034 Shun what belongs to others
035 Listen to everyone
036 Be (religiously) silent
037 Do a favour for a friend
038 Nothing to excess
039 Use time sparingly
040 Foresee the future
041 Despise insolence
042 Have respect for suppliants
043 Be accommodated in everything
044 Educate your sons
045 Give what you have
046 Fear deceit
047 Speak well of everyone
048 Be a seeker of wisdom
049 Choose what is divine
050 Act when you know
051 Shun murder
052 Pray for things possible
053 Consult the wise
054 Test the character
055 Give back what you have received
056 Down-look no one
057 Use your skill
058 Do what you mean to do
059 Honour a benefaction
060 Be jealous of no one
061 Be on your guard
062 Praise hope
063 Despise a slanderer
064 Gain possessions justly
065 Honour good men
066 Know the judge
067 Master wedding-feasts
068 Recognize fortune
069 Flee a pledge
070 Speak plainly
071 Associate with your peers
072 Govern your expenses
073 Be happy with what you have
074 Revere a sense of shame
075 Fulfill a favour
076 Pray for happiness
077 Be fond of fortune
078 Observe what you have heard
079 Work for what you can own
080 Despise strife
081 Detest disgrace
082 Restrain the tongue
083 Keep yourself from insolence
084 Make just judgements
085 Use what you have
086 Judge incorruptibly
087 Accuse one who is present
088 Tell when you know
089 Do not depend on strength
090 Live without sorrow
091 Live together meekly
092 Finish the race without shrinking back
093 Deal kindly with everyone
094 Do not curse your sons
095 Rule your wife
096 Benefit yourself
097 Be courteous
098 Give a timely response
099 Struggle with glory
100 Act without repenting
101 Repent of sins
102 Control the eye
103 Give a timely counsel
104 Act quickly
105 Guard friendship
106 Be grateful
107 Pursue harmony
108 Keep deeply the top secret
109 Fear ruling
110 Pursue what is profitable
111 Accept due measure
112 Do away with enmities
113 Accept old age
114 Do not boast in might
115 Exercise (religious) silence
116 Flee enmity
117 Acquire wealth justly
118 Do not abandon honour
119 Despise evil
120 Venture into danger prudently
121 Do not tire of learning
122 Do not stop to be thrifty
123 Admire oracles
124 Love whom you rear
125 Do not oppose someone absent
126 Respect an elder
127 Teach a youngster
128 Do not trust wealth
129 Respect yourself
130 Do not begin to be insolent
131 Crown your ancestors
132 Die for your country
133 Do not be discontented by life
134 Do not make fun of the dead
135 Share the load of the unfortunate
136 Gratify without harming
137 Grieve for no one
138 Beget from noble routes
139 Make promises to no one
140 Do not wrong the dead
141 Be well off as a mortal
142 Do not trust fortune
143 As a child be well-behaved
144 As a youth—self-disciplined
145 As of middle-aged—just
146 As an old man—sensible
147 On reaching the end—without sorrow