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AlanGalaxy Jul 6, 2017 @ 11:32am 
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AlanGalaxy Jul 6, 2017 @ 11:31am 
I sexually Identify as the Bolshevik Revolution of 1917. Ever since I was a boy I dreamed of seizing the means of production from the dirty bourgeoisie. People say to me that a person being a historical communist revolution is Impossible and I'm ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ retarded but I don't care, I'm beautiful. I'm having a plastic surgeon instal hammers, sickles, and other assorted proletariat farming tools on my body. From now on I want you guys to call me "Comrade" and respect my right to seize the means of production and free the working class. If you can't accept me you're an oppressor and need to check your capitalist privileges. Thank you for being so understanding..
AlanGalaxy Jul 6, 2017 @ 11:30am 
Since when does the sound of the word dictate the sound of the letter in the acronym? We don't pronounce "scuba" as "scuhbah" or "laser" as "lahseer" but we do pronounce "CNN" as "ISIS" and "Bill Clinton" as "is a rapist infowars.com" so checkmate atheist your argument is invalid.
AlanGalaxy Jul 6, 2017 @ 11:27am 
Bruh I'm deadass hungry right now... Ya pizza what u want? lemme get➡ uhhhhhhhhh B O N E L E S S pizza with a 2 liter of coke... ♥♥♥♥ kinda pizza? And 2 liter machine broke ♥♥♥♥ u mean ️ Ight look lemme get that pizza B O N E L E S S uh pizza don't got ☠️bone☠️ on it The ♥♥♥♥ did i just say then? U said Lemme get it boneless Like pizza got a damn bone in it yall got bones in ya ♥♥♥♥ then So what's the ❔problem❔ D I C K H E A D name ☝one☝ pizza that got bone on it just ❌don't❌ put them ♥♥♥♥♥ in my pizza bruh how many times i gotta say it bruh jus explain to me how tf pizza can be boneless? if it ❌dont❌ got bone in it... iss b o n e l e s s Son ❔what❔❔ school u go to ✌️dawg i ❌dont❌ understand the ❔problem❔ just make my ♥♥♥♥ B O N E L E S S ☠️D E A D A S S☠️ I'm ☠️deadass☠️ ❌not❌ making this pizza
AlanGalaxy Jul 6, 2017 @ 11:25am 
Well you see here, i would never be gay in my life ever. My former friends were involved in homosexual activities with one another and quite frankly they both contracted an STD. Personally I would never engage in ANY homosexual activities ever. This includes even non sexual innocent things. Men are not appealing to me at all, im not sure why anyone else finds them attractive and don't hit me with that "personality" ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ everyone can see through that. It's not appealing to me. I would prefer a female for more diverse interaction and no ♥♥♥♥ on your ♥♥♥♥ either. Seriously I mean ♥♥♥♥ comes out of there how does anyone find that attractive? I'm not sure but the moral is that I'm straight
AlanGalaxy Jun 26, 2017 @ 12:44am 
Ejaculation is literally a sport to me. There's just something special about going to a nice wank session and rubbing out a fat one and watching your love cannon erupt blazing hot ropes of semen
Mankiller Jun 8, 2017 @ 12:59am 
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AlanGalaxy Jun 5, 2017 @ 6:01pm 
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kibo Apr 20, 2017 @ 11:25pm 
Cool friendly guy. Gifted me Payday 2 DLC, very nice person.
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AlanGalaxy Jun 4, 2016 @ 10:13pm 
1. 6 tablespoons unsalted butter
2. 1/2 cup white sugar
3. 1/2 cup brown sugar
4. 1/4 cup water
5. 1/4 teaspoon cinnamon
6. 1 pinch salt
7. 5 apples - peeled, cored and sliced
8. 1 pastry for double-crust pie

1. Preheat oven to 425 degrees F (220 degrees C).
2. Combine butter, white sugar, brown sugar, water, cinnamon, and salt in a saucepan over medium heat. Bring to a boil, remove from heat and set aside.
3. Roll out half the pastry to fit a 9-inch pie plate. Place bottom crust in pie plate; pour in apple slices.
4.Cut into 8 (1-inch) wide strips with a sharp paring knife or pastry wheel.
5. Pour butter-sugar mixture over top of pie, coating the lattice, and allowing any remaining sauce to drizzle through the crust.
6. Bake in the preheated oven for 15 minutes. Reduce heat to 350 degrees F (175 degrees C), and bake until the crust is golden brown, the caramel on the top crust is set, and the apple filling is bubbling, 35 to 40 more minutes. Allow to cool completely before slicing.