Recent reviews by Alucard

I blew an airhorn and a giant tooth dog came into the ship and ate my friend and I couldn't stop laughing, then I also got eaten. This game is amazing.

This game is like a mashup between a Metroidvania and Pokemon. The music is phenomenal, the battles are challenging, the story is good. You get to go out and murder animals (that also try to murder you) with your talking dog best friend and it's great.

It's pretty good. Music is pretty good too.

I despise this stupid "loading screen" after every boss with every fiber of my being. It's not even a loading screen, you can click through it like the UI is still there, it's just covered up for absolutely no reason at all. I've never seen a video game with such an infuriating and useless "feature."

Aside from that, it's a pretty decent Clicker Heroes clone. I like the theme, and the visuals are phenomenal when they're not covered up by that idiotic screen.

It's pretty standard DBZ. Fight this guy, it doesn't really matter why, you just like to fight. I played as a Freeza race guy and just ki blasted everyone. It was a good time.

I think it's pretty great. I'm enjoying it.

Have you ever wanted to get in a group and play a board game with your online friends who you've never met in person? Yes? Well Tabletop Simulator is the game for you. With the Steam Workshop, you can play anything you want, as long as your friends are fine with losing. Then in two hours, you can flip as many tables as you want when your friends win instead, even after all your smacktalking. When your friends completely screw you in Settlers of Catan for no reason, flip the table. When your friends shoot you even though there's no proof at all that you're Hitler in Secret Hitler, flip the table. When your friends say they will absolutely not play UNO even though it's incredibly fun, flip the table. I think flipping the table is probably the best feature this game has. I highly recommend it.

It's pretty good.

It's okay.

This game is fantastic. I first read about it on Kotaku, where they explained the feel of the game. It's a retro-style puzzle game, and it's made entirely by a single guy. I thought it looked pretty freaking awesome, so I downloaded the demo. 20 minutes later, I pre-ordered it for 9 dollars. Best 9 dollars I ever spent. The game is short, but it has a fair bit of replay value with custom maps and such. It also turned out that a few days after I bought the game, I suddenly got a genuine hat in TF2 to go along with it, so that's a nice plus. So the game is $3.39 today, and if this game is absolutely worth the full price of 10 dollars, then $3.39 is an absolute steal. Buy this game, play it, and love it.