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27.3 hrs on record (27.2 hrs at review time)
10/10 would pass the whiskey every time.
Posted July 22, 2015.
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0.0 hrs on record
Three words: ♥♥♥♥♥ just happened?!?!?!
Posted July 22, 2015.
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14.9 hrs on record (4.8 hrs at review time)
CS:GO Review
6 Simple Steps to Get Good in This Game: 1) Join a game. 2) Buy a random weapon. 3) Walk around the map while quick-switching between my knife and primary to make it seem like I know what the hell I'm doing. 4) Walk around corner, get insta-headshotted. 5) Quit out of game. 6) Play offline with easy bots to make myself feel like I'm the ♥♥♥♥ in this game.
Posted July 22, 2015. Last edited July 22, 2015.
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1.1 hrs on record (0.7 hrs at review time)
Was pretty fun in the beginning, but here's my warning to anyone thinking about getting this game. YOU WILL RAGE. YOU WILL FEEL LIKE YOU'VE BEEN TAKING THE TRIPPIEST DRUGS ON THE PLANET. EVENTUALLY, YOUR BRAIN WILL STOP COOPERATING WITH YOUR EYES. Well, don't say you haven't been warned.
Posted July 22, 2015. Last edited July 22, 2015.
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3,166.2 hrs on record (612.7 hrs at review time)
Pretty much no more support outside of the community (which is to be expected of a 15 year old game), but still a damn great hat simulator.
Posted June 15, 2015. Last edited November 23, 2022.
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