Recent reviews by Brean

It's alright.

I was fined after failing a police sobriety test while going to the shop to buy a fan belt for my crappy hatchback. On the way back I nearly hit a moose, broke down and got lost in the middle of the countryside at night with only a bag of milk and sausages for company. The following morning my dead body was discovered in a strangers septic tank.

I love it.