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This guy came onto my ark server for several weeks and wwas fairly silent for most of those weeks. When he first introduced himself he said his name was "kawaii desu yuri chan" I immediately went on defensive mode as it is fairly common knowledge that weeboos are evil creatures of hell that will do anything they can to bring you over to the darkside. After making some small talk to placate this creature of hell I ran back to base as fast as I could to warn the tribe however I arrived to find all of them dead in the most grusome ways imaginable I fainted right then and there from the shock of the whole situation. I later awoke in the demon weeboos dungeon bound and gagged, I was in that state for several hours before the "thing" arrived. The last thing I remember before he knocked me back out was a low demonic chant "ni-ni-ni-nico-nico-ni". Now here I am tainted by the hell creature watching all the filthy anime i can while feasting on any normie that attempts to hurt my waifu.

lol This guys.. so hard lmao V

What the ♥♥♥♥ did you just ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ say about me, you little ♥♥♥♥♥? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I’m the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the ♥♥♥♥ out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ words. You think you can get away with saying that ♥♥♥♥ to me over the Internet? Think again, ♥♥♥♥♥♥. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You’re ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ dead, kiddo.

+rep, good blow jobs!!!