Epic Jokes :-)

Vince

Zuid-Holland, Netherlands 

Dead Pussy
An old maid wanted to travel by bus to the pet cemetery with the remains of her cat. As she boarded the bus, she whispered to the driver, I have a dead pussy.
The driver pointed to the woman in the seat behind him and said, "Sit with my wife. You two have a lot in common.


Birds and Bees
A mother is in the kitchen making dinner for her family when her daughter walks in.
“Mother, where do babies come from?”
The mother thinks for a few seconds and says, “Well dear, Mommy and Daddy fall in love and get married. One night they go into their bedroom, they kiss and hug and have sex.”
The daughter looks puzzled so the mother continues, “That means the daddy puts his penis in the mommy’s vagina. That’s how you get a baby, honey.” The child seems to comprehend.
“Oh, I see, but the other night when I came into your room you had daddy’s penis in your mouth. What do you get when you do that?”
“Jewelry, my dear. Jewelry.”

 

silva posted on December 21, 2009 @ 5:21am

OOOOOMMMMGGGG AAAA LESBIAN!!!AWESOME!

 

MadFalc|HH| posted on November 10, 2009 @ 7:20am

D: Ik reageerde gister niet op jou, was volgens mij keihard zombies aan het killen in de demo :o GRAWNIKLAK, POWER TO THE JOCKEYS

 

=(e)=#Alienware^ posted on October 05, 2009 @ 7:45am

E uses hax! i like lesbians dont worry =O

 

Elle. posted on October 03, 2009 @ 8:16am

Who are you?

 

Elle. posted on September 11, 2009 @ 1:43pm

I'm not a lesbian, I'm bisexual, & that isn't my girlfriend haha.
She's my bestfriend and we kiss all the time, no biggie.

:)

 

=(e)=#Alienware^ posted on August 30, 2009 @ 10:34am

blue hair? :O i dont see any blue hair S:

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