Recent reviews by BirdTickler

Would you like to stroke a gormless red man with a frying pan? Because that's what the game thinks melee combat is.

Nothing works as intended and there's so many glaring issues. Physics puzzles would be fine if your arms didn't apparently belong to a teenage boy with anger issues, because they are determined to go through the nearest wall/object/frying pan and hurt nobody but yourself the second you encounter a problem.

On oculus you can't move and use slow mo at the same time because of the controller layout, there's more level design issues than you can shake a virtual stick at, I can go on and on.

I feel pretty let down by this tbh, I think Valve definitely have the right idea with hands only and this proves it.