Recent reviews by Trainee Merryl

1/10 - Poor game.


I cannot, for the life of me, find any person to have sex with in this game. I thought this was an open-world RPG (emphasis on the "role-playing" aspect. Pfft).

Although I may be a powerful warrior, I'm still considered the Virgin of Skyrim, and it definitely takes its toll after reaching 3 years in-game time.

I've even installed a sword skin mod to replace all the swords with genitalia and it still comes across as very unsatisfying. Either Bethesda fixes this or I will never buy another one of their products again.

Fallout New Vegas got it right with the amount of ♥♥♥♥♥♥ you could initiate sex with, but this comes across as silly and unrealistic. Definitely NOT looking forward to any future releases.