💚 +rep good trader 💚
Don’t lose my trade : https://steamcommunity.com/tradeoffer/new/?partner=1047648065&token=KBp9yRzR

-rep idiot

shalom, i'd like to apply for a loan

-rep WH

rly good playa

5 kill 23 round

bros having a seizure under the bar, better add another plate

Rest in protein Rich Piana, my favourite natural bodybuilder.

All gym-rats, please stand for the NATTY ANTHEM

+rep not hack

me and lain have so much in common like getting unsupervised access to 4chan in middle school and developing a healthy well adjusted personality

deiudagril

+rep my bruhh

+rep my bruhh

+rep my bruhh

+repp gg

-rep cheater in CS2

I am a man of morals and principles and my morals and principles won’t allow me to even engage in that type of activity

they call me Yamaha cuz all I need is two strokes

app where you scan a woman like shazam style video telling you her past trauma and it generates stats like how good she is in bed how easy to manipulate she is and like idk maybe the viscosity of her ♥♥♥♥♥ juice like idk just a lot of stats

Sad ♥♥♥♥, and noob also!!!!

disdain towards women

-rep, toxic noob

using linux is basically the equivalent of french revolution

reamin at dota you are ♥♥♥♥ at cs

23.4CPS

-rep, can't play and think

"We do a little trolling" - Joker, 45th president of the United States

If I bring the turkey to dinner, know that I’m in her

Wagie wagie get in cagie.
All day long you sweat and ragie.
NEET is comfy. NEET is cool.
NEET is free from work and school.
Wagie trapped and wagie dies.
NEET eats tendies, sauce, and fries.

NEET, NEET, ALONE IN SEAT
ALL DAY LONG YOU BEAT YOUR MEAT
GOT NO GF
GOT NO PRIDE
ALWAYS BROKE AND DEAD INSIDE
EAT THOSE TENDIES, DOWN THOSE FRIES
ON THE STREETS WHEN MOMMY DIES

Pondering that time I had an e-gf and why I didn't get more pictures of her ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥

I want MONEY. All I want is MONEY.

I don't get the way you guys think. I want MONEY. 6 figures right out of college. 200k a year entry level. I'm in this for the MONEY. I don't care about whether I'm "fulfilled" I want MONEY.

Whatever gets me the most MONEY. What do I need on my resume to get the most MONEY. What technology gets me PAID THE BEST. All I care about in this major is MONEY. That's why I'm in college, I don't wanna laugh and play with y'all. I don't wanna be buddy buddy with y'all. I'm here for MONEY.

I have a Bosnian coworker who fought in the Bosnian war. The dude's an old man now, clear in his 70s, but he's absolutely insane by our standards. I've been in a truck with him and he drives like he's still dodging Serbian artillery. One of our other coworkers says he's fairly certain our Bosnian coworker learned to drive by flying MiGs through the Carpathian Mountains. We all love the guy, he's absolutely hilarious.

stop peddling crack

schizo pillz not taken

I'm at waffle house and I just got charged $3.29 for a single cup of black coffee how the ♥♥♥♥ is ANYONE surviving out here bro a literal derelict shack by the dump is going for $100,000 I use two hours pay worth of gas just to get to work and back you need 10 years of experience for an entry level job elon musk come through with a stack for me bro or I swear to almighty merciful loving jesus joseph and the blessed virgin mary christ god i will bail on my life and go back to slanging mids and pulling return scams

Why would I ask a doctor about schizophrenia (knows nothing) when I can ask one of the voices in my head??

NA dota died when Grant left

WE MAKING IT OUT OF THE NUREMBERG TRIALS WITH THIS ONE 🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥

♥♥♥♥♥♥

after a few years of ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ "ngmi" 'tis I who shall never make it. So here is to somehow surviving and enjoying myself and my pursuits while likely becoming homeless in the next 3 years

Sad piece of ♥♥♥♥

that hellofresh meal is making you look kinda pale

Congratulations on your feeding hat trick! 3 losses in a row!!!

How to make a pipe bomb

You will need:
-Duct tape
-Alcohol
-Matches
-A broom handle
-Ziploc gallon-sized bags
-15.24cm pipe with a radius of 5.08cm
-Threaded caps for each end
-A candle
-A drill
-Liquid nail glue
-Cotton balls
-Ruler
-Sharpie
-A fuse
-blackpowder (I’ll make a post later for the blackpowder recipe)

Mark every 2.54cm on the pipe and drill a hole in the end cap for the detonator. Then insert the fuse and secure it with the candle wax. Clean it with the alcohol and screw on the first end cap.

Next put all of the matches into the pipe and stuff them down with the broomstick handle. Place the cotton balls on top of that with the fuse sticking out. Then cut a hole in the bag and insert the bag into the pipe with the fuse in the hole.

Make sure the bag overlaps the open end of the pipe and fill it with the black powder before closing the bag and shoving it in the pipe.

Fill any remaining space with the cotton and screw the second end cap on after cleaning it with the alcohol. Use the nail glue and tape to secure it.

>go to the public bathroom
>see occupied stall
>start shaking the door relentlessly

Every day I wake up and Lina's fiery hot soles aren't on my face. Just die in my sleep already.