Random friend requests are oki-doki! But you need to tell me why you wanted to add me (ie. for trading, playing a certain game, or just because you want more friends), or I'll remove you after a few days. Thanks for understanding!

And now, some cool quoties:

"Maeve: Like Captain N, but way hotter... and a girl."

"Maeve: The UltraMagnetic Space-Tek Banana Clip Penultimate Masamune Championship Edition HD Orgiastic Hyperdrive Combat Core Mk Z Silicone-injected TittyGrip(tm) Thunderdome Dominator LED gaming Mouse with included wristguard that makes 'pew-pew!' sounds and comes with a holographic lightning decal that makes it extra good?"

"Professor Bacon: I already have a badass PC. It's my Playstation 5."

"Rowtree: I'm a fancy one! I like fast cars and dangerous HTML tags."

"The Hound: Used leather jacket, digital watch, black boots, blue jeans, meme shirt, vape pen, laptop bag, and, of course, a Wal-Mart fedora.
The Hound: I didn't buy the fedora, it just sort of magically appeared when I decided to visit Reddit on my Linux laptop
The Hound: It's amazing how I've unintentionally transformed into a parody of myself."

"Kalva: Sometimes.
Kalva: You just gotta tem."

"Kalva: I believe in the you which has huge knockers! YOUR TRUE FORM!
Kalva: Your current form is clearly just you trying to keep your power level hidden."

"JennSpider: 'This is a strictly CHOUNYUU household, son! THIS ISN'T BARA TERRITORY.'"

"Occasionally Amazing Val: Ooooohhhh
Occasionally Amazing Val: https://youtu.be/y8XUf-8PD8Y?t=24
Occasionally Amazing Val: Sorry, I had to
JennSpider: Pssshh, she's not my girlfriend, okay?
Occasionally Amazing Val: Well in that case, how about you and me go see a movie later on?
JennSpider: I'd never go out with you you big jerk! Ya giant CHUMP! ASSDRAGGER! ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥! GIGAMOMMA! YER A THICK LOSER!"

See also: http://wadewilson.livejournal.com/11285.html?nojs=1