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Did Apr 3 @ 8:19am 
bon anniversaire
Lisan Al Gaib Dec 15, 2023 @ 1:39pm 
-rep I joined his lobby in Lethal Company, he seemed super nice at first. Showing me the ropes, what to do, how to survive and play the game. I started to feel a genuine connection with him, almost started to think we were friends. That was before the incident, we became friends on discord and talked in voice chat, that's where he became a completely different person a couple hours into the game, he started spewing out racial slurs every time he died, calling me really nasty things just because I didn't know how to play. He started sending me really weird links that redirected me to porn videos, please don't trust this man.
Hurgy Nov 26, 2023 @ 8:53am 
GIDDY UP 🐎🐎ALL MY BET PLACING ♥♥♥♥♥ POPPERS 😘😛🐈 TODAY IS THE KENTUCKY DERBY 🏇🏁 AND I BET 😉😏 YOURE READY TO WATCH THOSE COCKEYS 🏇🤠RIDE IT HARD AND FAST😤😫 I DONT KNOW WHAT ALL THOSE HORSES 🐴❓ARE RUNNING FOR 🤨🤨 CUS I ALREADY CAME FIRST 💦💦💦 IF BILL CLINTON WAS STILL ALIVE TODAY🪦🙏 HED WANT YOU RISKING IT ALL 😩🤪 ON THOSE DIRTY HOES 😽🫦 I MEAN HORSES 🐎🐴 I NEED TO KNOW 🙋‍♀️‼️ IF A THROAT GOAT LIKE YOU 🍆👅 IS ALLOWED TO RACE TOO 🤔🤣 YOU BETTER NOT PACK CONDOMS ❌🚫🚮 JUST A BIG STUPID DERBY HAT 👒🎩 CUS THIS RIDE IS BAREBACK 🧴😉😬SEND THIS TO 1️⃣3️⃣ OF YOUR DERBY ♥♥♥♥ RIDERS 🥩🤠OR YOU WONT GET PUT UP TO STUD 😭😢 GET AT LEAST 5️⃣ BACK AND YOULL GET TO CASH IN FOR CUMMIES 💦😏 SADDLE UP FOR DADDY
Lisan Al Gaib Oct 31, 2023 @ 8:11pm 
📁Program Files (x86)
⠀└📁steam
⠀⠀└📁steamapps
⠀⠀⠀└📁common
⠀⠀⠀⠀└📁Counter-Strike: Global Offensive
⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀└📁Skills
⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀└⚠️This folder is empty
⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀└📁 Aim
⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀└⚠️This folder is empty
Lisan Al Gaib Sep 21, 2023 @ 3:10am 
你上次託我幫你問的事情,我已經問過了,不能勃起可能是因為手淫過頻導致的,手淫過頻容易導致前列腺發炎,可能會引起不孕不育,嚴重者甚至會導致陽痿,打你手機沒人接,只能在這裡給你留言了。
Lisan Al Gaib Dec 7, 2022 @ 12:48pm 
Mais, vous savez, moi je ne crois pas qu’il y ait de bon ou de mauvais fromage. Moi, si je devais résumer ma gastronomie aujourd’hui avec vous, je dirais que c’est d’abord des rencontres, des gens qui m’ont tendu le pain, peut-être à un moment où je ne pouvais pas, où j’étais seul chez moi. Et c’est assez curieux de se dire que les hasards, les rencontres forgent une destinée… Parce que quand on a le goût du fromage, quand on a le goût du fromage bien fait, le beau fromage, parfois on ne trouve pas l’interlocuteur en face, je dirais, le miroir qui vous aide à déguster.
Lisan Al Gaib Sep 28, 2022 @ 11:19am 
💢 💢 Pakistan🇵🇰 and Turkey🇹🇷 are LIONS🦁 of the Ummah ☝🏻 ☝🏻 our religion ISLAM 🕋
our book QURAN 📖
our god ALLAH 🙏🏻🤲🏻
our prophet MUHAMMAD SAW 🕌
our forefathers ERTUGRUL and OSMAN 🇹🇷
our sultan ERDOGAN 👳🏻‍♂️
our vizier IMRAN KHAN 👨🏻
our enemy INDIA 🇮🇳
Repost this if you Are a LION 🦁 of the UMMAH
Lisan Al Gaib Aug 18, 2022 @ 12:29pm 
-rep problème de coordination avec sa souris & son clavier, je te recommande d'essayer de jouer avec une manette de type XBOX 360 avec câble USB
Lisan Al Gaib May 14, 2022 @ 1:53pm 
hey, sorry I saw your profile and I just thought you looked cute in your picture, I really wanted to tell you that)) It's really rare to see girls playing video games haha! I don't know why its a guy thing honestly im like really against misogyny and like ill be the one in the kitchen making sandwiches. We should really play l4d2 sometime its a really cool zombie game with a lot of scary moments, but don't worry ill be there to protect you ;) sorry that wasnt flirting I swear Im just trying to be friendly I really like your profile picture sorry was that too far? Really sorry i'm really shy I don't go out much haha add me on skype we should talk more you look really nice and fun xxx
Lisan Al Gaib Apr 6, 2022 @ 9:34pm 
ATTENTION CITIZEN! 市民请注意!

This is the Central Intelligentsia of the Chinese Communist Party. 您的 Internet 浏览器历史记录和活动引起了我们的注意 YOUR INTERNET ACTIVITY HAS ATTRACTED OUR ATTENTION. 志們注意了 you have been found protesting in the subreddit!!!!! 這是通知你,你必須 我們將接管台灣 serious crime 以及世界其他地方 100 social credits have been deducted from your account 這對我們所有未來的下屬來說都是一個重要的機會 stop the protest immediately 立即加入我們的宣傳活動,提前獲得 do not do this again! 不要再这样做! if you do not hesitate, more social credits ( -11115 social credits )will be subtracted from your profile, resulting in the subtraction of ration supplies. (由人民供应部重新分配 ccp) you'll also be sent into a re-education camp in the xinjiang uyghur autonomous zone.

为党争光! Glory to the CCP!
Lisan Al Gaib Feb 12, 2022 @ 4:23pm 
Listen.

As a 54 year old man at the prime of my existence, it brings me great pleasure to know that if you and I both were put into a steel cage and forced to fight to the death, I know for a fact that I would easily be the last man standing. I genuinely just sit here sometimes looking at the smart arse posts you keep posting onto my profile and just chuckle to myself because if you ever said anything like that to my face (as if you would dare) you would literally be eating pavement in under a second.

Think on this.
And I don't even need your love Feb 11, 2022 @ 9:25am 
::squirtheh:
Lisan Al Gaib Feb 10, 2022 @ 9:45am 
Please DO NOT announce to the server when you are going to masturbate. This has been a reoccurring issue, and I’m not sure why some people have such under developed social skills that they think that a server full of mostly male strangers would need to know that. No one is going to be impressed and give you a high five (especially considering where that hand has been). I don’t want to add this to the rules, since it would be embarrassing for new users to see that we have a problem with this, but it is going to be enforced as a rule from now on.

If it occurs, you will be warned, then additional occurrences will be dealt with at the discretion of modstaff. Thanks.
And I don't even need your love Jan 30, 2022 @ 2:11pm 
:pooplove:
Lisan Al Gaib Jan 30, 2022 @ 1:19pm 
hey, sorry I saw your profile and I just thought you looked cute in your picture, I really wanted to tell you that)) It's really rare to see girls playing video games haha! I don't know why its a guy thing honestly im like really against misogyny and like ill be the one in the kitchen making sandwiches. We should really play l4d2 sometime its a really cool zombie game with a lot of scary moments, but don't worry ill be there to protect you ;) sorry that wasnt flirting I swear Im just trying to be friendly I really like your profile picture sorry was that too far? Really sorry i'm really shy I don't go out much haha add me on skype we should talk more you look really nice and fun xxx
Lisan Al Gaib Mar 21, 2018 @ 11:07am 
exec girlfriend.cfg
Error couldn't find "girlfriend.cfg", please continue with cl_righthand "1"
Lisan Al Gaib Feb 7, 2018 @ 12:38pm 
IM DELETING YOU, BROTHER!
██]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]] 10% complete.....
████████]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]] 35% complete....
████████████]]]]]]]]]]]] 60% complete....
█████████████████] 99% complete.....

🚫ERROR!🚫 💯True💯 Brothers of Islam are irreplaceable ☪I could never delete you Brother!💖 Send this to ten other 👪Mujahideen👪 who would give their lives for ﷲAllahﷲ Or never get called ☁️Brother☁️ again If you get
0 Back: Juhanam for you 🚫†✡🚫
3 back: you're off the martyr list☁️💦
5 back: you have pleased Allah greatly☪💦
10+ back: JANAHﷲ!ﷲ!💕💕☪👅👅
Samlez Mar 6, 2016 @ 8:00am 
Padow = France HACKER
Samlez Mar 6, 2016 @ 8:00am 
Padow = France HACKER
banana Feb 9, 2013 @ 3:15am 
dispo demain soir pour play contre awesome (9v9) et pendant l'aprem contre Winchester (9v9) ?
RAMBOTTE Nov 21, 2012 @ 5:33am 
Je suis sur que tu veut une bonne BIFLE !!!
And I don't even need your love Aug 30, 2012 @ 9:10am 
La barre de rire :D
And I don't even need your love Aug 17, 2012 @ 11:49am 
Connard
[OUI!!!] MO2d Aug 17, 2012 @ 11:48am 
Bien joué le E à génial !
And I don't even need your love Aug 17, 2012 @ 11:33am 
Corrigé, content connard?
[OUI!!!] MO2d Aug 17, 2012 @ 11:11am 
Et un E à la fin de génial.
[OUI!!!] MO2d Aug 17, 2012 @ 11:11am 
Il manque un S à "biscuit".
Florent Jul 14, 2012 @ 3:23am 
noob
[FUCA] morta Dec 16, 2010 @ 10:05am 
kikoo, succès chasse au trésor, lol internet mdr