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Skip the game - just go eat dinner.

Apparently not all Nazi's were zombies in WWII.
I learned something today.

Bite + Marine's Tush = Natural Selection

See You, Space Cowboy...

The real goal of the game is to let the dogs out.
I'll tell you how.

1. Get the sledge hammer.
2. Go to 2nd floor dining room.
3. Find chest that reads "it won't open..."
4. Use sledge hammer on chest.
5. Win the game!

Okay so, you start out with a team of special tactics police officers and go to investigate these mountains where people have been getting killed. The forest looks normal but then out of no where you get attacked by zombie dogs and seperated from your team! So you get to a mansion and you're stuck inside - best thing to do is to search it and.... and... wait that's another zombie game. Damn. Hold on.

Alright, got it this time - so you begin the game as a team of four survivors, you're all going to have to work together to make it through this thing. You start out climbing down off the top of a building in order to reach the evac center located at the near by Mercy Hospital - but before you get two feet down the street, Bill's getting pounced on by some Hunter and Francis won't shut up about hating... No, no, no! That's wrong too! Ugh, one second...

Okay, this has to be it, sorry about that. You wake up in a field with nothing but the clothes on your back and your trusty axe at your side, within seconds you begin to feel a horrible sense of dread creep upon you as you have no idea where you are or whats lurking just over the hill. You make a mad dash in a random direction you feel might be safe in attempt to save yourself and spy out a cluster of zombies to your left - but what really worries you is the car passing by on the nearby road. As the car slows down to a stop thats when you know you're in trouble - and I've got the wrong game again...

You start out with a group of your modernly trained warfare soldiers and fight off hoards? No, thats not even a full game... Ah! You're in space and theres this cult making zombie-alien-mutant things out of the crew, no this game wasn't in space. You play as a child trying to make the best of things and keep her group together as you try and survive a harsh and unforgiving appocalypse? Okay, I know it wasn't that game.

What the hell did I just play then!?

Welcome to the Canadian zombie appocalypse - the most polite end of the world scenario!

Now we're cosmic friends forever, ok?

Assume the role of Steve, before he was banished to the world of Minecraft - and pull of the greatest heist in block headed history!

When Duke Nukem isn't kicking ass and chewin' bubblegum - he's a Chinese dude.